Elkswatawa : $b or, The prophet of the west. A tale of the frontierFrench, James Strange
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Elkswatawa : $b or, The prophet of the west. A tale of the frontier
French, James Strange
Tippecanoe, Battle of, Ind., 1811 -- Fiction
“Yes,” said Earth, “I know that, I am ring striped, speckled and
streaked, but I ain't thinking about that, I'm thinking about the
votes. Now gentlemen,” continued Earth, “don't you think they ought to
make me sheriff? I say, if Bob Black has floated farther on a log,
killed more Ingens, or staid longer under the water than I have, elect
him; if not, I say, what has he done to qualify him for the office of
sheriff? I have killed more bears than Bob could eat if they were
'coons, and I have fou't some harder fights than Bob ever saw;—now I
say agin, tell me what has he done that he ought to be made sheriff.
Did any of you ever know him to call for a quart? I never did;—I have
known him to call for several half pints in the course of a day, but I
never did know him to step forward manfully, and say ‘give us a quart
of your best.’ Then I say agin, what the hell has Bob Black done to
qualify him for sheriff? Now, if you beat me, beat me with somebody,
beat me with a man who knows something which ought to qualify him for
sheriff, and not with Bob Black. Bob can't tell you this minute when a
bear begins to suck his paws!” Then apparently disgusted with the
character and acquirements of his competitor, Earth turned away to
seek other company. As he did so, one of the group who had taken more
than his proportion of a quart, staggered forward, and cried out
“hurrah for Earth, I tell you what, he's a squealer.”
While Earth was thus electioneering, his friend Rolfe, who had left
the Court House, after the decision of his case against him, was on
another part of the ground, modestly stating what he conceived to be
his qualifications, but which, by the by, Earth had never regarded in
that light, and was also urging his claims to the office about to be
bestowed. Seeing Earth leave the circle which he had been last
entertaining, Rolfe approached him and said, “Earth, you must make a
speech.”
“Do what, Rolfe?”
“You must make a speech, Earth.”
“What, stand up and speak to 'em all like you did in the Court House.”
“Yes.”
“Oh hell!” said Earth, “I make a speech! I wouldn't do it to be made
Governor. But if I was, I would jerk it into 'em mighty curiously.”
“Then we will say no more about it,” said Rolfe.
“You are right about that,” said Earth, and they parted each to
electioneer after his own manner.
Night came; the election was over, and our old friend Earth proclaimed
Sheriff.
Leaving Rolfe to attend to his profession, and Earthquake to discharge
the duties of the office which had just been conferred on him, let us
proceed with other parts of our story.
CHAPTER XVI.
“The monarch mind, the mystery of commanding,
The birth-hour gift, the art Napoleon,
Of winning, fettering, moulding, wielding, banding
The hearts of millions till they move as one;
“Thou hast it.”
HALLECK.
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