I have heard of an old character, Colonel Jaques, I
believe it was, a famous cattle-breeder, who used to say he could breed
to pretty much any pattern he wanted to. Well, we doctors see so much of
families, how the tricks of the blood keep breaking out, just as much in
character as they do in looks, that we can't help feeling as if a great
many people hadn't a fair chance to be what is called 'good,' and that
there isn't a text in the Bible better worth keeping always in mind than
that one, 'Judge not, that ye be not judged.'
“As for our getting any quarter at the hands of theologians, we don't
expect it, and have no right to. You don't give each other any quarter.
I have had two religious books sent me by friends within a week or
two. One is Mr. Brownson's; he is as fair and square as Euclid; a
real honest, strong thinker, and one that knows what he is talking
about,--for he has tried all sorts of religions, pretty much. He tells
us that the Roman Catholic Church is the one 'through which alone we can
hope for heaven.' The other is by a worthy Episcopal rector, who appears
to write as if he were in earnest, and he calls the Papacy the 'Devil's
Masterpiece,' and talks about the 'Satanic scheme' of that very Church
'through which alone,' as Mr. Brownson tells us, 'we can hope for
heaven.'
“What's the use in our caring about hard words after this,--'atheists,'
heretics, infidels, and the like? They're, after all, only the cinders
picked up out of those heaps of ashes round the stumps of the old stakes
where they used to burn men, women, and children for not thinking just
like other folks. They 'll 'crock' your fingers, but they can't burn us.
“Doctors are the best-natured people in the world, except when they get
fighting with each other. And they have some advantages over you. You
inherit your notions from a set of priests that had no wives and no
children, or none to speak of, and so let their humanity die out of
them. It did n't seem much to them to condemn a few thousand millions of
people to purgatory or worse for a mistake of judgment. They didn't know
what it was to have a child look up in their faces and say 'Father!'
It will take you a hundred or two more years to get decently humanized,
after so many centuries of de-humanizing celibacy.
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