Emerson's Wife and Other Western StoriesKelly, Florence Finch
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Emerson's Wife and Other Western Stories
Kelly, Florence Finch
Western stories
"Well, I set there an' waited, an' finished eatin' my snack, an' waited
an' waited for him to come up agin. I reckon I must a' set there about
fifteen minutes, anyhow, and at last I begun to git so curious about
what he could be doin' all that time, that I up an' went over to the
edge of the bank an' peeked down into the water. An' consarn my
soul!"--here Posey bristled up with as much excited interest in voice
and manner as if he were at that moment peering down into the depths of
the lake--"What do you s'pose he was a-doin' down there?"
"Drowning?" suggested one of our party in a tone that Posey must have
thought too flippant for the occasion, for he turned upon the speaker
with an indignation that could not all have been inspired by the memory
of his stingy friend's deed.
"Drownin'! Him! An' leave his duds up on the ground fer somebody else
to git the good of? Huh! Not much! No, sir! There he was, down
there at the bottom of the lake--an' I 'm a-tellin' you the Gospel
truth, an' you may take me out an' drown me in that there very lake if
I ain't--there was that ornery, stingy cuss down there takin' his time
to empty the powder out o' my flask into his'n! I was so mad I felt
like heavin' a rock down on 'im!"
Like many a man in far less humble station, Posey has but to repeat an
idea or a statement a few times to convince himself of its absolute
truth, no matter how reckless may have been its first enunciation. As
we talked, the sound and savor of frying venison came appetizingly from
the kitchen. Posey sniffed it and straightened up, with childlike,
pleased expectancy.
"Venison 's a mighty healthy meat, ain't it, Doc?" he said, addressing
a physician who was with us. The doctor gave assent, and Posey swelled
and beamed with pleasure that his opinion had won scientific approval.
"Yes, sir," he went on enthusiastically, "it's the healthiest meat
there is! Wy, if a man would jest eat venison all the time, he 'd
never be sick, an'--an' he'd never die, neither!" He paused a moment,
the least mite taken aback by the sweepingness of his proposition, then
glanced belligerently around his little circle of listeners and
repeated with emphasis: "No, sir! he'd never die!" He stopped again,
but this time with triumph shining in his face, as who would say.
Dispute it if you dare! Evidently he was quite convinced by that time
of the truth of his statement, but still felt the need of making his
hearers believe. He brought his fist down upon the table with a blow
that made the dishes Win Davis was placing thereon jump and rattle, and
exclaimed in tones of the most serious and heartfelt conviction:
"No, sir! He'd live forever, he would! He 'd never, _never_ die!"
A CASE OF THE INNER IMPERATIVE
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