We give and bequeath to the _Citizens of the Republics_ in _Italy_, _Switzerland_, and _Holland_, our Corsican Mourning rings, with an inscription, ‘_Liberty lost, 1801, and unrevenged, 1803_.’ N.B.--We give and bequeath to the _Citizens_ of the _United States of America_, the funeral speeches on the tombs of the Liberty of _France_, _Germany_, _Switzerland_, _Italy_, and _Holland_, translated and published by Citizen _Plot_, in _Louisiana_. To all our _Senators_, _Legislators_, _Tribunes_, _Counsellors_, _Ministers_, _Generals_, _Cardinals_, _Bishops_, _Prefects_, &c., &c., &c., and to all other of our _Slaves_ of every denomination and description, whether _Rebel_, _Royalist_, or _Regicide Jacobins_; either _Traitors_, _Apostates_, _Murderers_, or _Plunderers_, we give and bequeath the Cannon of _St. Napoleon_, the dagger of _St. Brutus_, the poison of _St. Aly_, the Guillotine of _St. Robespierre_, and the halter of _St. Judas_; all true relics, to be equally divided amongst them. We give and bequeath to the Manes of all the Citizens butchered by us at Toulon, murdered by us at Paris, and poisoned by us in Egypt; our confession to our Cardinal Bishop at Paris, and our absolution from his Holiness the _Pope_. We command, and desire most earnestly, not to be buried in any Church or Church-yard, in any mosque or pantheon, but in the common sewer of _Montmartre_, where the corses of our worthy predecessors, _Marat_ and _Robespierre_, were deposited; but for the quiet of our soul, we do order, and put into requisition, _La Revalliere_, high priest to the _Goddess_ of _Reason_, _Mercier_, the atheist of the Institute, _Amarat_, the mufti of _Constantinople_, and _Pius_ the _Pope_ of _Rome_, to say prayers over our tomb, and to read ‘_Domine salvum fac Consulem,’ sic transit Gloria mundi_! Lastly, to _Louis_ the XVIII. commonly called the Pretender, and to all Princes of the _House_ of _Bourbon_, their heirs, executors, administrators, and assigns, we give and bequeath our everlasting hate; and it is our further will and pleasure, that, if any potentate or power, shall harbour the said _Louis_ XVIII. or any of the said princes, such harbouring shall be a good cause of war; and the potentate and power guilty of such humanity, and hospitality, shall be punished by a Coalition of Powers as a violater of the law of nations, and contrary to the rights of man. In Witness whereof, we have hereunto set our hand and seal the 25th day of Prairial, (14 June, 1803) in the eleventh year of the French Republic, one and indivisible. BRUTUS ALY NAPOLEON BONAPARTE. As a specimen of the bombast of the time, we may take the subjoined illustration of what our Tars would do with Napoleon. [Illustration: INVASION.] CHAPTER XXXII.