English Lands, Letters and Kings, vol. 1: From Celt to TudorMitchell, Donald Grant
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English Lands, Letters and Kings, vol. 1: From Celt to Tudor
Mitchell, Donald Grant
English literature -- History and criticism; Great Britain -- Intellectual life
“I myself have thought good to imitate the Italy fashion by
this forked cutting of meate not only while I was in Italy, but
also in Germany, and oftentimes in England, since I came home.”
Thus we may connect the history of silver forks with Tom Coryat’s
_Crudities_, and with the first reported foot-journeys of an Englishman
over the length and breadth of Europe. The wits may have bantered him in
Elizabeth’s day; but his journeyings were opened and closed under James.
Again, there were books which had a little of humor, and a little of
sentiment, with a great deal of fable, and much advice in them; as a
sample of which I may name Mr. Leonard Wright’s _Displaie of Duties,
deck’t with sage Sayings, pythie Sentences, and proper Similes: Pleasant
to read, delightful to hear, and profitable to practice_:[119] By which
singularly inviting title we perceive that he had caught the euphuistic
ways of Mr. John Lyly. In enumerating the infelicities of a man who
marries a shrew, he says:--
“Hee shall find compact in a little flesh a great number
of bones too hard to digest. And therefore some doe thinke
wedlocke to be that same purgatorie which some learned divines
have so long contended about, or a sharpe penance to bring
sinful men to Heaven. A merry fellow hearing a preacher saye
in his sermon that whosoever would be saved must take up and
beare his cross, ran straight to his wife, and cast _her_ upon
his back.… Finally, he that will live quietly in wedlock must
be courteous in speech, cheerful in countenance, provident for
his house, careful to traine up his children in virtue, and
patient in bearing the infirmities of his wife. Let all the
keys hang at her girdle, only the purse at his own. He must
also be voide of jealousy, which is a vanity to think, and more
folly to suspect. For eyther it needeth not, or booteth not,
and to be jealous without a cause is the next way to have a
cause.
“This is the only way to make a woman dum:
To sit and smyle and laugh her out, and not a word but _mum_!”
Quite another style of man was Philip Stubbes,[120] a Puritan
reformer--not to be confounded with John Stubbes who had his right hand
cut off, by order of the Queen, for writing against the impropriety and
villainy of her prospective marriage with a foreign prince--but a kinsman
of his, who wrote wrathily against masques and theatre-going; whipping
with his pen all those roystering poets who made dramas or madrigals, all
the fine-dressed gallants, and all the fans and ruffs of the women as so
many weapons of Satan.
“One arch or piller,” says he, “wherewith the Devil’s kingdome
of great ruffes is under propped, is a certain kind of liquid
matter which they call _starch_, wherein the Devil hath learned
them to wash and die their ruffes, which, being drie, will
stand stiff and inflexible about their neckes.”
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