London (England) -- Fiction; Working class -- Fiction
The managerial young woman had thought of that; her uncle and a few more
men would be present, and, to make the dinner quite informal, they would
wear morning dress. No, no, please, no excuses of any kind. Lady
Frances was going to see her tailor in Maddox Street, and she could give
Erb a lift so far. The tall maid (who was Miss Luker of the dance) being
rung for, brought in hat and cloak, and helped her young mistress with
them, giving no glance towards Erb, and the two went downstairs together.
Seated at the side of Lady Frances, he was watched curiously by the
drivers of one or two railway vans, who, in their anxiety to verify what
appeared to be a dream, looked round by the side, allowing thus their
blinkered horses to peer into omnibuses and nibble at conductors’ hats,
necessitating a swift exchange of the kind of repartee in which the
London driver is a past master. When Erb stepped out at Maddox Street
and raising his hat started back to a point whence he could walk to his
office at Bermondsey, Erb noticed that Lady Frances had a look on her
face that might come to one who advanced the cause of millions and, by an
act of her own, had made a whole world glad. It would be quite unfair to
suggest that at this period Erb was by way of becoming a snob, but it
would be untrue to say that he had any objection to the soft, pleasant
scent, the well-bred air, the gracious manner that he found with Lady
Frances. It is also right to say that directly he had left her he began
to think of Rosalind and of his work. At this period sometimes one came
first, sometimes the other.
“Dinner!” he said to himself.
“_Me_ at dinner at Eaton Square. ’Pon my life, this is the funniest
world I ever saw.”
He retained his old habit of talking as he went along the London streets,
and people in a hurry stopped on noticing this, and delivered themselves
of an opinion in regard to his sanity. In this way he often had long
talks with Rosalind of an extremely fervent nature; Rosalind helping him
with a few coy questions, all in a way that had never yet found
realisation; his fluency in these rehearsals astonished him sometimes as
much as his inexcusable awkwardness when he called at Camberwell.
“I’m a bit of a muddler,” he confessed in Waterloo Place, “where women
are concerned. In other matters, now— Look where you’re coming,
stupid!”
Spanswick, red faced, short necked, and pimpled, addressed in this way,
was walking backwards in the inconvenient manner adopted by some on
crowded pavements who wish to review scenes that have passed; it was a
silken ankle stepping into a carriage that had clipped Spanswick’s
attention.
“What ho!” cried Spanswick. “Still a lordin’ it, Erb, old man? Kind of
a amphibious animal, ain’t you?”
“I can swim!” said Erb.
“The best swimmers get drownded sometimes.”
“Not more than once.”
“Talking of which,” said Spanswick cheerily, “are you going to stand us a
drink?”
“No,” replied Erb.
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