London (England) -- Fiction; Working class -- Fiction
Erb walked back to his office feeling that the talk had done good. It
was certainly a great thing to find himself more hopeful in regard to
Louisa. But he composed on the way a bitter, bitter paragraph concerning
the firm in Neckinger Road and its occupation. This seemed so excellent,
that he had half a mind to turn it into poetry, but there proved to be
some difficulty in finding rhymes for “murder” and for “dastardly,” and
he allowed himself on arrival to write it in prose. The copy for number
three being made up, he deleted a humorous paragraph about a Bricklayers’
Arms man, whose wife had run away, and this made room. There was much in
the lines themselves; more to be read by those who could fill up the
blank spaces intervening. Erb looked at it when he had crossed the t’s
and dotted the i’s with the pride of a man who, with a mere dip of ink,
could force monied folk to tremble. A fine thing to have control in this
way over the printed word.
All the more satisfactory to get on a grievance, which appeared to be
solid, in that he eventually found that he had to step out apologetically
from the corner into which Spanswick’s ingenuity had thrust him. There
were, it appeared, no grounds whatever for the statement made, and in
Featherstone Buildings, Holborn, in a dim office with one light, under
which he had to sit, whilst the two partners of the legal firm remained
at the other end of the table in the shadow, he underwent, perhaps, the
very worst quarter of an hour that he had endured since the time of
schooldays. He had had to wait some time whilst one partner was sent for
by the other.
“Then we may take it, Mr. Barnes, that you withdraw unreservedly every
word of the paragraph in question?”
“That is so.”
“And you are prepared to offer every apology and every recompense that is
in your power?” asked the other partner.
“I don’t know,” said Erb, “about recompense.”
“Well, then, every apology?”
“I suppose I shall have to taste blacking,” he said.
The two partners conferred for a long time in an undertone, the while Erb
played nervously with a paper-knife. When one of them spoke he held his
breath.
“If the paragraph had been copied into other journals, if it had had a
wider circulation than that given by your little paper, Mr. Barnes, our
client would have instructed us to go on with the legal proceedings, and
we should have asked for and obtained heavy damages. If the journal
itself was not below contempt—”
“Look here!” interrupted Erb sharply, “don’t you go rubbing it in too
thick.”
“Sir William is a man with a large heart,” said the other partner, taking
up a more conciliatory tone, “and we shall advise him in the
circumstances to do the generous thing. You will print in the next issue
of your paper an apology?”
“A most humble apology,” remarked the other partner, “terms of which you
will permit us to dictate to you. He will not ask you to pay the costs
already incurred, and you must think yourself confoundedly—”
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