London (England) -- Fiction; Working class -- Fiction
Aunt Emma wept when a thin-voiced youth sang, “Don’t neglect your mother
’cause her hair is getting grey,” became hysterical with amusement over,
“I’m a gay old bachelor widow.” Rosalind found herself enjoying the
enjoyment of the old lady, and when they came out into daylight, and went
across the way to a noble establishment, where they had high tea, the two
were on excellent terms with each other, and information regarding small
scandals of Penshurst was placed freely at Rosalind’s disposal. The old
lady spoke in an awed whisper when she came to the people at the Court,
and arrested a slice of ham on her fork, as though sensible of the
demands of etiquette when dealing with the upper classes.
“You’re not married, my dear,” said Aunt Emma, loosening the strings of
her bonnet and allowing it to fall to the back of her head in an elegant
way, “or else I could speak more free, as you may say, on the subject.
That grandmother of hers—” The old lady pursed her lips, and glanced at
her reflection in the mirrored walls with a pained shake of the head.
“But,” urged Rosalind, perturbed by the aunt’s confident manner of
prophecy, “Lady Frances, I understand, is engaged to a lieutenant out in
North Africa.”
“Then sooner he comes back,” shaking a spoon threateningly, “sooner he
comes back the better. I don’t want to go opening my old mouth too wide,
or else like enough I shall go and put my foot in it. I’ve said all I
want to say, and I don’t want folk to turn round arterwards and say to
me, ‘Why didn’t you give us warnin’?’ Strikes me, my dear, we might have
drop more hot water with this yere tea.”
“Do you know her uncle at all?”
“I know _of_ him. I used to be upper housemaid at the Court.”
“And what—”
“I don’t think no worse of him,” said Aunt Emma in a slow, careful, and
judicial manner, “I don’t think no worse of him than what he’s thought
worse of.”
“I see,” said Rosalind doubtfully. The girl was silent for a few
moments. She looked at the walnut face of Erb’s aunt, at the elderly
dimple beside the mouth, she watched the old lady’s cautious way of
munching food.
“What you thinking of, my dear?”
“Nothing, nothing,” said Rosalind, arousing herself.
“You won’t ’spect me to finish up these yere bits I hope,” said Aunt
Emma, looking at the crusts by the side of her plate. “My teeth ain’t
what they was when I was your age. Ah,” with a sigh, “that seems long
time ago.”
“You have never been married, have you?”
“Could ha’ been,” said the old lady shortly. “’Twarnt for want of being
asked.”
“Why, of course not.”
“Only chap I ever wanted,” she said reminiscently, “I let him go and get
snapped up by someone else; silly bit of a gel that I was. I tell ye
what ’tis!”
People at the neighbouring tables were listening, and Rosalind touched
her wrinkled hand gently to call her attention to the fact.
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