London (England) -- Fiction; Working class -- Fiction
Erb found that he had allowed the garrulous old gentleman to detain him
longer than he should have done; when, on reaching the coffee-shop in
Grange Road he ran upstairs to the committee rooms, he could hear voices
raised, and he knew that not only had the meeting already commenced, but
that a contentious subject was being debated. The rapping of Payne’s
hammer failed to arrest tumultuous speech, and it was only when Erb
opened the door that the argumentative voices stopped.
“Fact of the matter is,” said Payne, in the chair, rather hurriedly—“good
evening, Erb, you’re lateish—the fact of the matter is this is one of
them very peculiar subjects where there’s something, no doubt, to be said
on both sides. Let’s get on to the next business.”
Erb went to his chair by the side of Payne and took some papers from his
pocket. He looked up and down the table nodding; his salutation was not
in every case returned, and some of the men glared sternly at the
advertisements; Spanswick waved his hand in the friendliest manner.
“There’s the matter,” said Payne, “the matter of starting a paper or a
organ or something of a sim’lar nature. I call upon the secretary to
make a statement.”
“I object,” said a voice.
“That you, Lindsay?”
“Yes, Mr. Chairman,” announced a hot-faced youth, rising from his seat,
“it _is_ me.”
“Sed down,” advised Spanswick audibly at his side. “Don’t make a silly
young laughing-stock of yourself.”
This was sufficient for the fiery-faced Mr. Lindsay. He was from St.
Pancras, and an engagement with a lady who kept a small laundry at
Child’s Hill had recently been annulled at her particular request (a
circumstance he had related in confidence to everybody), the Midland man
having been driving about London for some days boiling up his thoughts,
had decided that the world was managed on some erroneous system; it
behoved him to put it right. Lindsay had come to the meeting with the
vague desire to get satisfaction by opposing something; here in the
discussion concerning Erb appeared a subject which exactly fitted his
requirements.
“I should like to say a few brief words on the matter which we ’ave jest
been discussing.”
“Question!” cried Spanswick.
“I’ll question you,” retorted Lindsay heatedly, “if you can’t leave off
interruptin’. I appeal to the Midland men present, and I ask whether
they’re going to allow themselves to be sat upon?”
“You’ll be jumped on if you don’t look out,” said Spanswick. The room
began to take sides.
“You do it,” shouted the other, goaded. “You do it, that’s all! Try it
on! Have a dash at it, my friend, and see what ’appens. You talk a lot,
but I vurry much doubt whether you can do anything else.”
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