I saw the prescription. It ordered a fine to the State of double the
money embezzled; no food but bread and milk for six months, and a
severe flogging once a month for twelve. I was surprised to see that no
part of the fine was to be paid to the poor woman whose money had been
embezzled, but on inquiry I learned that she would have been prosecuted
in the Misplaced Confidence Court, if she had not escaped its clutches
by dying shortly after she had discovered her loss.
As for Mr. Nosnibor, he had received his eleventh flogging on the day
of my arrival. I saw him later on the same afternoon, and he was still
twinged; but there had been no escape from following out the
straightener’s prescription, for the so-called sanitary laws of Erewhon
are very rigorous, and unless the straightener was satisfied that his
orders had been obeyed, the patient would have been taken to a hospital
(as the poor are), and would have been much worse off. Such at least is
the law, but it is never necessary to enforce it.
On a subsequent occasion I was present at an interview between Mr.
Nosnibor and the family straightener, who was considered competent to
watch the completion of the cure. I was struck with the delicacy with
which he avoided even the remotest semblance of inquiry after the
physical well-being of his patient, though there was a certain
yellowness about my host’s eyes which argued a bilious habit of body.
To have taken notice of this would have been a gross breach of
professional etiquette. I was told, however, that a straightener
sometimes thinks it right to glance at the possibility of some slight
physical disorder if he finds it important in order to assist him in
his diagnosis; but the answers which he gets are generally untrue or
evasive, and he forms his own conclusions upon the matter as well as he
can. Sensible men have been known to say that the straightener should
in strict confidence be told of every physical ailment that is likely
to bear upon the case; but people are naturally shy of doing this, for
they do not like lowering themselves in the opinion of the
straightener, and his ignorance of medical science is supreme. I heard
of one lady, indeed, who had the hardihood to confess that a furious
outbreak of ill-humour and extravagant fancies for which she was
seeking advice was possibly the result of indisposition. “You should
resist that,” said the straightener, in a kind, but grave voice; “we
can do nothing for the bodies of our patients; such matters are beyond
our province, and I desire that I may hear no further particulars.” The
lady burst into tears, and promised faithfully that she would never be
unwell again.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account