Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His SonButler, Samuel
Philosophy
Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His Son
Butler, Samuel
Satire; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
Meanwhile the Mayor, Mrs. Humdrum, and Dr. Downie (who had each of them
more than once vainly tried to take part in the above discussion)
conversed eagerly in an undertone among themselves. Hanky was blind with
rage, for he had a sense that he was going to be outwitted; the Mayor,
Yram, and Mrs. Humdrum had already seen that George thought he had all
the trumps in his own hand, but they did not know more. Dr. Downie was
frightened, and Panky so muddled as to be _hors de combat_.
George now rejoined the Professors, and read the depositions: the Mayor
administered the oath according to Erewhonian custom; the Professors
signed without a word, and George then handed the document to his father
to countersign.
The Mayor examined it, and almost immediately said, “My dear George, you
have made a mistake; these depositions are on a form reserved for
deponents who are on the point of death.”
“Alas!” answered George, “there is no help for it. I did my utmost to
prevent their signing. I knew that those depositions were their own
death warrant,--and that is why, though I was satisfied that the prisoner
is a foreign devil, I had hoped to be able to shut my eyes. I can now no
longer do so, and as the inevitable consequence, I must Blue-Pool both
the Professors before midnight. What man of ordinary feeling would not
under these circumstances have tried to dissuade them from deposing as
they have done?”
By this time the Professors had started to their feet, and there was a
look of horrified astonishment on the faces of all present, save that of
George, who seemed quite happy.
“What monstrous absurdity is this?” shouted Hanky; “do you mean to murder
us?”
“Certainly not. But you have insisted that I should do my duty, and I
mean to do it. You gentlemen have now been proved to my satisfaction to
have had traffic with a foreign devil; and under section 37 of the
Afforesting Act, I must at once Blue-Pool any such persons without public
trial.”
“Nonsense, nonsense, there was nothing of the kind on our permit, and as
for trafficking with this foreign devil, we spoke to him, but we neither
bought nor sold. Where is the Act?”
“Here. On your permit you were referred to certain other clauses not set
out therein, which might be seen at the Mayor’s office. Clause 37 is as
follows:-
“It is furthermore enacted that should any of his Majesty’s subjects
be found, after examination by the Head Ranger, to have had traffic of
any kind by way of sale or barter with any foreign devil, the said
Ranger, on being satisfied that such traffic has taken place, shall
forthwith, with or without the assistance of his under-rangers, convey
such subjects of his Majesty to the Blue Pool, bind them, weight them,
and fling them into it, without the formality of a trial, and shall
report the circumstances of the case to his Majesty.”
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