Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His SonButler, Samuel
Philosophy
Erewhon Revisited Twenty Years Later, Both by the Original Discoverer of the Country and by His Son
Butler, Samuel
Satire; Utopian fiction; Utopias -- Fiction
The above preparations had not been made very long, before Mrs. Humdrum
arrived, followed presently by Dr. Downie and in due course by the
Professors, who were still staying in the house. My father remembered
Mrs. Humdrum’s good honest face, but could not bring Dr. Downie to his
recollection till the Doctor told him when and where they had met, and
then he could only very uncertainly recall him, though he vowed that he
could now do so perfectly well.
“At any rate,” said Hanky, advancing towards him with his best Bridgeford
manner, “you will not have forgotten meeting my brother Professor and
myself.”
“It has been rather a forgetting sort of a morning,” said my father
demurely, “but I can remember that much, and am delighted to renew my
acquaintance with both of you.”
As he spoke he shook hands with both Professors.
George was a little late, but when he came, dinner was announced. My
father sat on Yram’s right-hand, Dr. Downie on her left. George was next
my father, with Mrs. Humdrum opposite to him. The Professors sat one on
either side of the Mayor. During dinner the conversation turned almost
entirely on my father’s flight, his narrow escape from drowning, and his
adventures on his return to England; about these last my father was very
reticent, for he said nothing about his book, and antedated his accession
of wealth by some fifteen years, but as he walked up towards the statues
with George he told him everything.
My father repeatedly tried to turn the conversation from himself, but
Mrs. Humdrum and Yram wanted to know about Nna Haras, as they persisted
in calling my mother--how she endured her terrible experiences in the
balloon, when she and my father were married, all about my unworthy self,
and England generally. No matter how often he began to ask questions
about the Nosnibors and other old acquaintances, both the ladies soon
went back to his own adventures. He succeeded, however, in learning that
Mr. Nosnibor was dead, and Zulora, an old maid of the most unattractive
kind, who had persistently refused to accept Sunchildism, while Mrs.
Nosnibor was the recipient of honours hardly inferior to those conferred
by the people at large on my father and mother, with whom, indeed, she
believed herself to have frequent interviews by way of visionary
revelations. So intolerable were these revelations to Zulora, that a
separate establishment had been provided for her. George said to my
father quietly--“Do you know I begin to think that Zulora must be rather
a nice person.”
“Perhaps,” said my father grimly, “but my wife and I did not find it
out.”
When the ladies left the room, Dr. Downie took Yram’s seat, and Hanky Dr.
Downie’s; the Mayor took Mrs. Humdrum’s, leaving my father, George, and
Panky, in their old places. Almost immediately, Dr. Downie said, “And
now, Mr, Higgs, tell us, as a man of the world, what we are to do about
Sunchildism?”
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