Eugene Aram — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Eugene Aram — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
Aram, Eugene, 1704-1759 -- Fiction
By the help of Mr. Pertinax Fillgrave, Walter was detained several days
in the town; nor is it wholly improbable, but that for the dexterity of
the Corporal, he might be in the town to this day; not, indeed in the
comfortable shelter of the old-fashioned inn, but in the colder quarters
of a certain green spot, in which, despite of its rural attractions, few
persons are willing to fix a permanent habitation.
Luckily, however, one evening, the Corporal, who had been, to say
truth, very regular in his attendance on his master; for, bating the
selfishness, consequent, perhaps, on his knowledge of the world, Jacob
Bunting was a good-natured man on the whole, and liked his master as
well as he did any thing, always excepting Jacobina, and board-wages;
one evening, we say, the Corporal coming into Walter’s apartment,
found him sitting up in his bed, with a very melancholy and dejected
expression of countenance.
“And well, Sir, what does the Doctor say?” asked the Corporal, drawing
aside the curtains.
“Ah, Bunting, I fancy it’s all over with me!”
“The Lord forbid, Sir! you’re a-jesting, surely?”
“Jesting! my good fellow, ah! just get me that phial.”
“The filthy stuff!” said the Corporal, with a wry face; “Well, Sir, if I
had had the dressing of you--been half way to Yorkshire by this. Man’s a
worm; and when a doctor gets un on his hook, he is sure to angle for the
devil with the bait--augh!”
“What! you really think that damned fellow, Fillgrave, is keeping me on
in this way?”
“Is he a fool, to give up three phials a day, 4s. 6d. item, ditto,
ditto?” cried the Corporal, as if astonished at the question; “but don’t
you feel yourself getting a deal better every day? Don’t you feel all
this ere stuff revive you?”
No, indeed, I was amazingly better the first day than I am now; I
progress from worse to worse. Ah! Bunting, if Peter Dealtry were here,
he might help me to an appropriate epitaph: as it is, I suppose I shall
be very simply labelled. Fillgrave will do the whole business, and put
it down in his bill--item, nine draughts--item, one epitaph.
“Lord-a-mercy, your honour,” said the Corporal, drawing out a little
red-spotted pocket-handkerchief; “how can--jest so?--it’s quite moving.”
“I wish we were moving!” sighed the patient.
“And so we might be,” cried the Corporal; “so we might, if you’d
pluck up a bit. Just let me look at your honour’s head; I knows what a
confusion is better nor any of ‘em.”
The Corporal having obtained permission, now removed the bandages
wherewith the Doctor had bound his intended sacrifice to Pluto, and
after peering into the wounds for about a minute, he thrust out his
under lip, with a contemptuous, “Pshaugh! augh! And how long,” said he,
“does Master Fillgrave say you be to be under his hands,--augh!”
“He gives me hopes that I may be taken out an airing very gently, (yes,
hearses always go very gently!) in about three weeks!”
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