English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
“First, Mr. Parsley, the curate of Beckley. He eats everything at
table, and agrees with everything. A most excellent orthodox young
clergyman. Except that he was nearly choked by a fish-bone, and could
not quite conceal his distress—and really Rose should have repressed
her desire to laugh till the time for our retirement—he made no
sensation. I saw her eyes watering, and she is not clever in turning it
off. In that nobody ever equalled dear Papa. I attribute the attack
almost entirely to the tightness of the white neck-cloths the young
clergymen of the Established Church wear. But, my dear, I have lived
too long away from them to wish for an instant the slightest change in
anything they think, say, or do. The mere sight of this young man was
most refreshing to my spirit. He may be the shepherd of a flock, this
poor Mr. Parsley, but he is a sheep to one young person.
“Mr. Drummond Forth. A great favourite of Lady Jocelyn’s; an old
friend. He went with them to the East. Nothing improper. She is too
cold for that. He is fair, with regular features, very self-possessed,
and ready—your English notions of gentlemanly. But none of your men
treat a woman as a woman. We are either angels, or good fellows, or
heaven knows what that is bad. No exquisite delicacy, no insinuating
softness, mixed with respect, none of that hovering over the border, as
Papa used to say, none of that happy indefiniteness of manner which
seems to declare ‘I would love you if I might,’ or ‘I do, but I dare
not tell,’ even when engaged in the most trivial attentions—handing a
footstool, remarking on the soup, etc. You none of you know how to meet
a woman’s smile, or to engage her eyes without boldness—to slide off
them, as it were, gracefully. Evan alone can look between the eyelids
of a woman. I have had to correct him, for to me he quite exposes the
state of his heart towards dearest Rose. She listens to Mr. Forth with
evident esteem. In Portugal we do not understand young ladies having
male friends.
“Hamilton Jocelyn—all politics. The stiff Englishman. Not a shade of
manners. He invited me to drink wine. Before I had finished my bow his
glass was empty—the man was telling an anecdote of Lord Livelyston! You
may be sure, my dear, I did not say I had seen his lordship.
“Seymour Jocelyn, Colonel of Hussars. He did nothing but sigh for the
cold weather, and hunting. All I envied him was his moustache for Evan.
Will you believe that the ridiculous boy has shaved!
“Then there is Melville, my dear diplomatist; and here is another
instance of our Harrington luck. He has the gout in his right hand; he
can only just hold knife and fork, and is interdicted Port-wine and
penmanship. The dinner was not concluded before I had arranged that
Evan should resume (gratuitously, you know) his post of secretary to
him. So here is Evan fixed at Beckley Court as long as Melville stays.
Talking of him, I am horrified suddenly. They call him the great Mel!
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