English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
The black cloud had swallowed the sun; and turning off to the short cut
across the downs, Evan soon rode between the wind and the storm. He
could see the heavy burden breasting the beacon-point, round which
curled leaden arms, and a low internal growl saluted him advancing. The
horse laid back his ears. A last gust from the opposing quarter shook
the furzes and the clumps of long pale grass, and straight fell columns
of rattling white rain, and in a minute he was closed in by a hissing
ring. Men thus pelted abandon without protest the hope of retaining a
dry particle of clothing on their persons. Completely drenched, the
track lost, everything in dense gloom beyond the white enclosure that
moved with him, Evan flung the reins to the horse, and curiously
watched him footing on; for physical discomfort balanced his mental
perturbation, and he who had just been chafing was now quite calm.
Was that a shepherd crouched under the thorn? The place betokened a
shepherd, but it really looked like a bundle of the opposite sex; and
it proved to be a woman gathered up with her gown over her head.
Apparently, Mr. Evan Harrington was destined for these encounters. The
thunder rolled as he stopped by her side and called out to her. She
heard him, for she made a movement, but without sufficiently
disengaging her head of its covering to show him a part of her face.
Bellowing against the thunder, Evan bade her throw back her garment,
and stand and give him up her arms, that he might lift her on the horse
behind him.
There came a muffled answer, on a big sob, as it seemed. And as if
heaven paused to hear, the storm was mute.
Could he have heard correctly? The words he fancied he had heard sobbed
were:
“Best bonnet.”
The elements hereupon crashed deep and long from end to end, like a
table of Titans passing a jest.
Rain-drops, hard as hail, were spattering a pool on her head. Evan
stooped his shoulder, seized the soaked garment, and pulled it back,
revealing the features of Polly Wheedle, and the splendid bonnet in
ruins—all limp and stained.
Polly blinked at him penitentially.
“Oh, Mr. Harrington; oh, ain’t I punished!” she whimpered.
In truth, the maid resembled a well-watered poppy.
Evan told her to stand up close to the horse, and Polly stood up close,
looking like a creature that expected a whipping. She was suffering,
poor thing, from that abject sense of the lack of a circumference,
which takes the pride out of women more than anything. Note, that in
all material fashions, as in all moral observances, women demand a
circumference, and enlarge it more and more as civilization advances.
Respect the mighty instinct, however mysterious it seem.
“Oh, Mr. Harrington, don’t laugh at me,” said Polly.
Evan assured her that he was seriously examining her bonnet.
“It’s the bonnet of a draggletail,” said Polly, giving up her arms, and
biting her under-lip for the lift.
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