English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
There is a peculiar reptile whose stroke is said to deprive men of
motion. On the day after the great Mel had stalked the dinner-table of
Beckley Court, several of the guests were sensible of the effect of
this creature’s mysterious touch, without knowing what it was that
paralyzed them. Drummond Forth had fully planned to go to Lymport. He
had special reasons for making investigations with regard to the great
Mel. Harry, who was fond of Drummond, offered to accompany him, and
Laxley, for the sake of a diversion, fell into the scheme. Mr. George
Uplift was also to be of the party, and promised them fun. But when the
time came to start, not one could be induced to move: Laxley was
pressingly engaged by Rose: Harry showed the rope the Countess held him
by; Mr. George made a singular face, and seriously advised Drummond to
give up the project.
“Don’t rub that woman the wrong way,” he said, in a private colloquy
they had. “By Jingo, she’s a Tartar. She was as a gal, and she isn’t
changed, Lou Harrington. Fancy now: she knew me, and she faced me out,
and made me think her a stranger! ’Gad, I’m glad I didn’t speak to the
others. Lord’s sake, keep it quiet. Don’t rouse that woman, now, if you
want to keep a whole skin.”
Drummond laughed at his extreme earnestness in cautioning him, and
appeared to enjoy his dread of the Countess. Mr. George would not tell
how he had been induced to change his mind. He repeated his advice with
a very emphatic shrug of the shoulder.
“You seem afraid of her,” said Drummond.
“I am. I ain’t ashamed to confess it. She’s a regular viper, my boy!”
said Mr. George. “She and I once were pretty thick—least said soonest
mended, you know. I offended her. Wasn’t quite up to her mark—a
tailor’s daughter, you know. ’Gad, if she didn’t set an Irish Dragoon
Captain on me!—I went about in danger of my life. The fellow began to
twist his damned black moustaches the moment he clapped eyes on
me—bullied me till, upon my soul, I was almost ready to fight him! Oh,
she was a little tripping Tartar of a bantam hen then. She’s grown
since she’s been countessed, and does it peacocky. Now, I give you fair
warning, you know. She’s more than any man’s match.”
“I dare say I shall think the same when she has beaten me,” quoth
cynical Drummond, and immediately went and gave orders for his horse to
be saddled, thinking that he would tread on the head of the viper.
But shortly before the hour of his departure, Mrs. Evremonde summoned
him to her, and showed him a slip of paper, on which was written, in an
uncouth small hand:
“Madam: a friend warns you that your husband is coming here. Deep
interest in your welfare is the cause of an anonymous communication.
The writer wishes only to warn you in time.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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