English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
The image was tolerably correct, but other causes were at the bottom of
the air worn by John Raikes. The Countess had obtained an invitation
for him, with instructions that he should come early, and he had
followed them so implicitly that the curricle was flinging dust on the
hedges between Fallowfield and Beckley but an hour or two after the
chariot of Apollo had mounted the heavens, and Mr. Raikes presented
himself at the breakfast table. Fortunately for him the Countess was
there. After the repast she introduced him to the Duke: and he bowed to
the Duke, and the Duke bowed to him: and now, to instance the peculiar
justness in the mind of Mr. Raikes, he, though he worshipped a coronet
and would gladly have recalled the feudal times to a corrupt land,
could not help thinking that his bow had beaten the Duke’s and was
better. He would rather not have thought so, for it upset his
preconceptions and threatened a revolution in his ideas. For this
reason he followed the Duke, and tried, if possible, to correct, or at
least chasten the impressions he had of possessing a glaring advantage
over the nobleman. The Duke’s second notice of him was hardly a nod.
“Well!” Mr. Raikes reflected, “if this is your Duke, why, egad! for
figure and style my friend Harrington beats him hollow.” And Raikes
thought he knew who could conduct a conversation with superior dignity
and neatness. The torchlight of a delusion was extinguished in him, but
he did not wander long in that gloomy cavernous darkness of the
disenchanted, as many of us do, and as Evan had done, when after a week
at Beckley Court he began to examine of what stuff his brilliant
father, the great Mel, was composed. On the contrary, as the light of
the Duke dwindled, Raikes gained in lustre. “In fact,” he said,
“there’s nothing but the title wanting.” He was by this time on a level
with the Duke in his elastic mind.
Olympus had been held in possession by the Countess about half an hour,
when Lady Jocelyn mounted it, quite unconscious that she was scaling a
fortified point. The Countess herself fired off the first gun at her.
“It has been so extremely delightful up alone here, Lady Jocelyn: to
look at everybody below! I hope many will not intrude on us!”
“None but the dowagers who have breath to get up,” replied her
ladyship, panting. “By the way, Countess, you hardly belong to us yet.
You dance?”
“Indeed, I do not.”
“Oh, then you are in your right place. A dowager is a woman who doesn’t
dance: and her male attendant is—what is he? We will call him a fogy.”
Lady Jocelyn directed a smile at Melville and Sir John, who both
protested that it was an honour to be the Countess’s fogy.
Rose now joined them, with Laxley morally dragged in her wake.
“Another dowager and fogy!” cried the Countess, musically. “Do you not
dance, my child?”
“Not till the music strikes up,” rejoined Rose. “I suppose we shall
have to eat first.”
“That is the Hamlet of the pic-nic play, I believe,” said her mother.
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