English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
Now, you would have thought Evan’s companions, right and left of him,
were the wretches under sentence, to judge from appearances. In
contrast with his look of insolent pleasure, Andrew, the moment an eye
was on him, exhibited the cleverest impersonation of the dumps ever
seen: while Mr. Raikes was from head to foot nothing better than a moan
made visible. Nevertheless, they both agreed to rally Evan, and bid him
be of good cheer.
“Don’t be down, Van; don’t be down, my boy,” said Andrew, rubbing his
hands gloomily.
“I? do I look it?” Evan answered, laughing.
“Capital acting!” exclaimed Raikes. “Try and keep it up.”
“Well, I hope you’re acting too,” said Evan.
Raikes let his chest fall like a collapsing bellows.
At the end of five minutes, he remarked: “I’ve been sitting on it the
whole morning! There’s violent inflammation, I’m persuaded. Another
hour, and I jump slap from the summit of the coach!”
Evan turned to Andrew.
“Do you think he’ll be let off?”
“Mr. Raikes? Can’t say. You see, Van, it depends upon how Old Tom has
taken his bad luck. Ahem! Perhaps he’ll be all the stricter; and as a
man of honour, Mr. Raikes, you see, can’t very well—”
“By Jove! I wish I wasn’t a man of honour!” Raikes interposed, heavily.
“You see, Van, Old Tom’s circumstances”—Andrew ducked, to smother a
sort of laughter—“are now such that he’d be glad of the money to let
him off, no doubt; but Mr. Raikes has spent it, I can’t lend it, and
you haven’t got it, and there we all are. At the end of the year he’s
free, and he—ha! ha! I’m not a bit the merrier for laughing, I can tell
you.”
Catching another glimpse of Evan’s serious face, Andrew fell into
louder laughter; checking it with doleful solemnity.
Up hill and down hill, and past little homesteads shining with yellow
crocuses; across wide brown heaths, whose outlines raised in Evan’s
mind the night of his funeral walk, and tossed up old feelings dead as
the whirling dust. At last Raikes called out:
“The towers of Fallowfield; heigho!”
And Andrew said:
“Now then, Van: if Old Tom’s anywhere, he’s here. You get down at the
Dragon, and don’t you talk to me, but let me go in. It’ll be just the
hour he dines in the country. Isn’t it a shame of him to make me face
every man of the creditors—eh?”
Evan gave Andrew’s hand an affectionate squeeze, at which Andrew had to
gulp down something—reciprocal emotion, doubtless.
“Hark,” said Raikes, as the horn of the guard was heard. “Once that
sound used to set me caracoling before an abject multitude. I did
wonders. All London looked on me! It had more effect on me than
champagne. Now I hear it—the whole charm has vanished! I can’t see a
single old castle. Would you have thought it possible that a small
circular bit of tin on a man’s person could produce such changes in
him?”
“You are a donkey to wear it,” said Evan.
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