English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
The three young gentlemen-cricketers had hitherto behaved with a
certain propriety. It did not offend Mr. Raikes to see them conduct
themselves as if they were at a play, and the rest of the company paid
actors. He had likewise taken a position, and had been the first to
laugh aloud at a particular slip of grammar; while his shrugs at the
aspirates transposed and the pronunciation prevalent, had almost
established a free-masonry between him and one of the three young
gentlemen-cricketers—a fair-haired youth, with a handsome, reckless
face, who leaned on the table, humorously eyeing the several speakers,
and exchanging by-words and laughs with his friends on each side of
him.
But Mr. Raikes had the disadvantage of having come to the table empty
in stomach—thirsty exceedingly; and, I repeat, that as, without
experience, you are the victim of divinely given Eve, so, with no
foundation to receive it upon, are you the victim of good sound Ale. He
very soon lost his head. He would otherwise have seen that he must
produce a wonderfully-telling speech if he was to keep the position he
had taken, and had better not attempt one. The three young cricketers
were hostile from the beginning. All of them leant forward, calling
attention loudly laughing for the fun to come.
“Gentlemen!” he said: and said it twice. The gap was wide, and he said,
“Gentlemen!” again.
This commencement of a speech proves that you have made the plunge, but
not that you can swim. At a repetition of “Gentlemen!” expectancy
resolved into cynicism.
“Gie’n a help,” sang out a son of the plough to a neighbour of the
orator.
“Hang it!” murmured another, “we ain’t such gentlemen as that comes
to.”
Mr. Raikes was politely requested to “tune his pipe.”
With a gloomy curiosity as to the results of Jack’s adventurous
undertaking, and a touch of anger at the three whose bearing throughout
had displeased him, Evan regarded his friend. He, too, had drunk, and
upon emptiness. Bright ale had mounted to his brain. A hero should be
held as sacred as the Grand Llama: so let no more be said than that he
drank still, nor marked the replenishing of his glass.
Raikes cleared his throat for a final assault: he had got an image, and
was dashing off; but, unhappily, as if to make the start seem fair, he
was guilty of his reiteration, “Gentlemen.”
Everybody knew that it was a real start this time, and indeed he had
made an advance, and had run straight through half a sentence. It was
therefore manifestly unfair, inimical, contemptuous, overbearing, and
base, for one of the three young cricketers at this period to fling
back weariedly and exclaim: “By the Lord; too many gentlemen here!”
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