English fiction -- 19th century; Tailors -- Fiction
Before long he had again to call two parties to order. To Raikes,
Laxley was a puppy: to Laxley, Mr. Raikes was a snob. The antagonism
was natural: ale did but put the match to the magazine. But previous to
an explosion, Laxley, who had observed Evan’s disgust at Jack’s
exhibition of himself, and had been led to think, by his conduct and
clothes in conjunction, that Evan was his own equal; a gentleman
condescending to the society of a low-born acquaintance;—had sought
with sundry propitiations, intelligent glances, light shrugs, and such
like, to divide Evan from Jack. He did this, doubtless, because he
partly sympathized with Evan, and to assure him that he took a separate
view of him. Probably Evan was already offended, or he held to Jack, as
a comrade should, or else it was that Tailordom and the pride of his
accepted humiliation bellowed in his ears, every fresh minute: “Nothing
assume!” I incline to think that the more ale he drank the fiercer
rebel he grew against conventional ideas of rank, and those
class-barriers which we scorn so vehemently when we find ourselves
kicking at them. Whatsoever the reason that prompted him, he did not
respond to Laxley’s advances; and Laxley, disregarding him, dealt with
Raikes alone.
In a tone plainly directed at him, he said: “Well, Harry, tired of
this? The agriculturals are good fun, but I can’t stand much of the
small cockney. A blackguard who tries to make jokes out of the
Scriptures ought to be kicked!”
Harry rejoined, with wet lips: “Wopping stuff, this ale! Who’s that you
want to kick?”
“Somebody who objects to his bray, I suppose,” Mr. Raikes struck in,
across the table, negligently thrusting out his elbow to support his
head.
“Did you allude to me, sir?” Laxley inquired.
“I alluded to a donkey, sir.” Raikes lifted his eyelids to the same
level as Laxley’s: “a passing remark on that interesting animal.”
His friend Harry now came into the ring to try a fall.
“Are you an usher in a school?” he asked, meaning by his looks what men
of science in fisticuffs call business.
Mr. Raikes started in amazement. He recovered as quickly.
“No, sir, not quite; but I have no doubt I should be able to instruct
you upon a point or two.”
“Good manners, for instance?” remarked the third young cricketer,
without disturbing his habitual smile.
“Or what comes from not observing them,” said Evan, unwilling to have
Jack over-matched.
“Perhaps you’ll give me a lesson now?” Harry indicated a readiness to
rise for either of them.
At this juncture the chairman interposed.
“Harmony, my lads!—harmony to-night.”
Farmer Broadmead, imagining it to be the signal for a song, returned:
“All right, Mr.—- Mr. Chair! but we an’t got pipes in yet. Pipes before
harmony, you know, to-night.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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