Evelyn Manwaring : $b A tale of Hampton Court PalaceChester, Greville John
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Evelyn Manwaring : $b A tale of Hampton Court Palace
Chester, Greville John
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Hampton Court (Richmond upon Thames, London, England) -- Fiction
Moodle’s _modus operandi_ was as follows. It was his habit to
give addresses on religious subjects, or, in other words, to preach
self-sent to as many ladies as could be crammed at afternoon tea time
into the drawing-room of one of his devotees; and as he was a strong,
lusty fellow, with a rich, oily voice, and a great gift of the gab,
he drew, you may be sure, large audiences. When the London Season was
over, he would visit one watering-place after another, and then his
addresses were delivered at ten o’clock in the morning, after which the
audience would disperse to write letters, bathe, read French novels on
the sly, and flirt on the beach. Moodle generally contrived on these
occasions to be the guest of a spinster lady of competent fortune,
or of a widow with a comfortable jointure; but he had a particular
_penchant_ for ladies of rank, and it is but fair to say that they
returned his predilection with interest. Moodle took good care never to
give out that he was not a Member of the Church of England, although
his doctrine and practice were utterly at variance with its teaching;
in spite of which fact, however, he was able to boast of having once
had a low-church Bishop amongst his audience at Swimingley-super-Mare.
His doctrine, if such it could be called, was, it is needless to
relate, of a Calvinistic description, but it was entirely without a
tinge of Calvin’s asceticism and sternness, or indeed of anything
which goes to lend respectability to that gloomy and Christless creed.
It was, in fact, a combination of Calvinism and sugarstick, and his
religion was quite consistent with a vast amount of lawn tennis (with
serious young men), flirting, gossip, and tittle-tattle. Moodle
descanted chiefly on the “filthiness” of good works, and as he was
careful to assert the undoubted salvation of all those who believed
in his pretensions, his lady admirers felt remarkably comfortable
under his ministrations, and agreed with him that those who questioned
them were “very dark indeed.” In fact, the ladies, who were so
unhesitatingly assured of their own final acceptance, found a pleasing
zest in contemplating the equally certain damnation of those who
rejected this protestant pontiff. Mr. Moodle had recently established
a footing in Hampton Court Palace, through his intimacy with a certain
Lady M’Adam, of whom more anon; but his only “converts” at present
were Lady Lavinia, her friend Miss Scheimes, and old Admiral Grogrum;
but the Admiral, alas! showed from time to time unmistakable signs of
back-sliding, and an unregenerate desire to kick over the traces.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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