Evelyn Manwaring : $b A tale of Hampton Court PalaceChester, Greville John
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Evelyn Manwaring : $b A tale of Hampton Court Palace
Chester, Greville John
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Hampton Court (Richmond upon Thames, London, England) -- Fiction
“A shilling, a shilling, a shilling, and no more!” cried the Jew; and
taking out a shilling from the till under the counter, he threw it
across to the poor old creature, who clutched it in her skinny claws,
and then put it into some receptacle under a thin and ragged, but
clean gown, which draggled around her emaciated form.
“Wait outside till I come out,” whispered Wilfred to the old woman,
who, receiving her pawn-ticket, left the shop.
“And now, young gentleman, what can I do for you?” asked Mr. Cohen,
with a sly leer.
“I want to know what you’ll give me for these clothes and this leather
bag,” answered Wilfred, as he laid them on the counter.
The Jew spread out and examined the things one by one, and then named a
sum which appeared to the owner preposterously small.
“They must be worth much more than that,” said he.
The Jew seemed to examine the things more narrowly than before, and
then he said, “Well, we’ll see what can be done; but as we always like
to do things right and above board, I’d like to know your name first.”
Wilfred thought this a singular request, but he reflected that it might
be the rule of the establishment. But what name should he give? His
father had commanded him to change his surname--that he would do--it
was his father’s name, and in that respect he would obey his father’s
command, however unjust. But his Christian name was his own; no one
had any right to deprive him of _that_; and so, after a pause,
during which the Jew was narrowly scrutinising his face, he answered,
“Wilfred Smith.”
“And the linen’s all marked ‘W.M.,’ and ‘W.M.’ ’s engraved in a
mollorgrum on the lock of the bag--he, he! I thought so,” cried the
little Jew, triumphantly. “But I say, mister, I think yer ought to
be dev’lish glad to get what I offered, and have no questions asked.
Don’t yer know I might get yer into a peck of troubles along of them
fash’nable articles?”
“Why, what do you take me to be?” cried Wilfred, turning very red.
“May be a walley,” answered the Jew.
“What’s that?” asked Wilfred.
“What’s that? Why, a walley-de-sham, stoopid,” responded Mr. Cohen,
severely; “a genelman’s servant as has left his place without giving a
month’s warning--that’s what I mean.”
“You don’t mean to say,” said Wilfred, “that you think I stole those
things, do you?”
“Stole ’em! no,” responded the Jew, grinning from ear to ear, “we never
uses bad language in this respectable establishment; we might get
prosecuted for libel if we said as a genelman _stole_ things,
that we might; but if yer want to know what I _think_, why, I
think yer _took_ ’em, just as a parquisite, you know, and I dessay
your master is at this moment breaking his heart over the loss. Now,
what do yer say? will yer take what I offered, or shall I keep these
things here till the perlice come to take yer to the station? Uncle
Abraham, are yer in?”
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