Every Girl's Library, Volume 8 of 10: A Collection of Appropriate and Instructive Reading for Girls of All Ages from the Best Authors of All Time
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Every Girl's Library, Volume 8 of 10: A Collection of Appropriate and Instructive Reading for Girls of All Ages from the Best Authors of All Time
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"Golbaste Momarem Evlame Gurdile Shefin Mully Ully Gue, Most Mighty
Emperor of Lilliput, delight and terror of the universe, whose
dimensions extend to the ends of the globe, monarch of all monarchs,
taller than the sons of men, whose feet press down to the centre and
whose head strikes against the sun, at whose nod the princes of the
earth shake their knees, pleasant as the spring, comfortable as the
summer, fruitful as autumn, dreadful as winter: his most sublime majesty
proposeth to the man-mountain, lately arrived at our celestial
dominions, the following articles, which by a solemn oath he shall be
obliged to perform:
"First. The man-mountain shall not depart from our dominions without our
license under the great seal.
"Second. He shall not presume to come into our metropolis without our
express order, at which time the inhabitants shall have two hours'
warning to keep within doors.
"Third. The said man-mountain shall confine his walks to our principal
high-roads, and not offer to walk or lie down in a meadow or field of
corn.
"Fourth. As he walks the said road he shall take the utmost care not to
trample upon the bodies of any of our loving subjects, their horses or
carriages, nor take any of our subjects into his hands without their own
consent.
"Fifth. If an express requires extraordinary speed the man-mountain
shall be obliged to carry in his pocket the messenger and horse a six
days' journey, and return the said messenger (if so required) safe to
our imperial presence.
"Sixth. He shall be our ally against our enemies in the island of
Blefuscu and do his utmost to destroy their fleet, which is now
preparing to invade us.
"Lastly. Upon his solemn oath to observe all the above articles, the
said man-mountain shall have a daily allowance of meat and drink
sufficient for the support of seventeen hundred and twenty-four of our
subjects, with free access to our royal person and other marks of our
favour.
"Given at our palace at Belfaborac, the twelfth day of the ninety-first
moon of our reign."
I swore to these articles with great cheerfulness, whereupon my chains
were immediately unlocked and I was at full liberty.
One morning, about a fortnight after I had obtained my freedom,
Reldresal, the emperor's secretary for private affairs, came to my
house, attended only by one servant. He ordered his coach to wait at a
distance and desired that I would give him an hour's audience. I offered
to lie down that he might the more conveniently reach my ear, but he
chose rather to let me hold him in my hand during our conversation. He
began with compliments on my liberty, but he added that, save for the
present state of things at court, perhaps I might not have obtained it
so soon.
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