Dialect literature, Canadian; Fishing villages -- Fiction; Newfoundland and Labrador -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“Damn un!” Timothy cursed between his teeth. “The greedy squid, the
devil-fish’s spawn, with his garden an’ his sheep an’ his cow! _You_ got
a cow, Jehoshaphat? _You_ got turnips an’ carrots? _You_ got ol’ Bill
Lutt t’ gather soil, an’ plant, an’ dig, an’ weed, while you smokes
plug-cut in the sunshine? Where’s _your_ garden, Jehoshaphat? Where’s
_your_ onions? The green lumpfish! An’ where do he get his onions, an’
where do he get his soup, an’ where do he get his cheese an’ raisins?
’Tis out o’ you an’ me an’ all the other poor folk o’ Satan’s Trap. ’Tis
from the fish, an’ _he_ never cast a line. ’Tis from the fish that we
takes from the grounds while he squats like a lobster in the red house
an’ in the shop. An’ he gives less for the fish ’n he gets, an’ he gets
more for the goods an’ grub ’n he gives. The thief, the robber, the
whale’s pup! Is you able, Jehoshaphat, t’ have the doctor from Sniffle’s
Arm for _your_ woman! Is _you_ able t’ feed _your_ kids with cow’s milk
an’ baby-food?”
Jehoshaphat mildly protested that he had not known the necessity.
“An’ what,” Timothy proceeded, “is you ever got from the grounds but
rheumatiz an’ salt-water sores?”
“I got enough t’ eat,” said Jehoshaphat.
Timothy was scornful.
“Well,” Jehoshaphat argued, in defence of himself, “the world have been
goin’ for’ard a wonderful long time at Satan’s Trap, an’ nobody else
haven’t got no more’n just enough.”
“Enough!” Timothy fumed. “’Tis kind o’ the Satan’s Trap trader t’ give
you that! _I’ll_ tell un,” he exploded; “I’ll give un a piece o’ my mind
afore I dies.”
“Don’t!” Jehoshaphat pleaded.
Timothy snorted his indignation.
“I wouldn’t be rash,” said Jehoshaphat. “Maybe,” he warned, “he’d not
take your fish no more. An’ maybe he’d close the shop an’ go away.”
“Jus’ you wait,” said Timothy.
“Don’t you do it, lad!” Jehoshaphat begged. “’Twould make such a
wonderful fuss in the world!”
“An’ would you think o’ that?”
“I isn’t got _time_ t’ think,” Jehoshaphat complained. “I’m busy. I ’low
I got my fish t’ cotch an’ cure. I isn’t got time. I—I—I’m too busy.”
They were on the grounds. The day had broken, a blue, serene day,
knowing no disquietude. They cast their grapnels overside, and they
fished until the shadows had fled around the world and were hurrying out
of the east. And they reeled their lines, and stowed the fish, and
patiently pulled toward the harbor tickler, talking not at all of the
Satan’s Trap trader, but only of certain agreeable expectations which
the young Timothy had been informed he might entertain with reasonable
certainty.
“I ’low,” said Jehoshaphat, when they were within the harbor, “I
understand. I got the hang of it,” he repeated, with a little smile,
“now.”
“Of what?” Timothy wondered.
“Well,” Jehoshaphat explained, “’tis your first.”
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