Dialect literature, Canadian; Fishing villages -- Fiction; Newfoundland and Labrador -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“Now, Mister Wull,” said Jehoshaphat, when the big key was in his hand
and the body of the trader had been tenderly deposited in his chair by
the stove, “don’t you go an’ fret. We isn’t the thieves that break in
an’ steal nor the moths that go an’ corrupt. We isn’t robbers, an’ we
isn’t mean men. We’re the public,” he explained, impressively, “o’
Satan’s Trap. We got together, Mister Wull,” he continued, feeling some
delight in the oratory which had been thrust upon him, “an’ we ’lowed
that flour was worth about eight; but we’ll pay nine, for we got
thinkin’ that if flour goes up an’ down, accordin’ t’ the will o’ God,
it ought t’ go up now, if ever, the will o’ God bein’ a mystery, anyhow.
We don’t want you t’ close up the shop an’ go away, after this, Mister
Wull; for we got t’ have you, or some one like you, t’ do what you been
doin’, so as we can have minds free o’ care for the fishin’. If they was
anybody at Satan’s Trap that could read an’ write like you, an’ knowed
about money an’ prices—if they was anybody like that at Satan’s Trap,
willin’ t’ do woman’s work, which I doubts, we wouldn’t care whether you
went or stayed; but they isn’t, an’ we can’t do ’ithout you. So don’t
you fret,” Jehoshaphat concluded. “You set right there by the fire in
this little office o’ yours. Tom Lower’ll put more billets on the fire
for you, an’ you’ll be wonderful comfortable till we gets through. I’ll
see that account is kep’ by Tim Yule of all we takes. You can put it on
the books just when you likes. No hurry, Mister Wull—no hurry. The
prices will be them that held in the fall o’ the year, ’cept flour,
which is gone up t’ nine by the barrel. An’, ah, now, Mister Wull,”
Jehoshaphat pleaded, “don’t you have no hard feelin’. ’Twouldn’t be
right; We’re the public; so _please_ don’t you go an’ have no hard
feelin’.”
The trader would say nothing.
“Now, lads,” said Jehoshaphat, “us’ll go.” In the storehouse there were
two interruptions to the transaction of business in an orderly fashion.
Tom Lower, who was a lazy fellow and wasteful, as Jehoshaphat knew,
demanded thirty pounds of pork, and Jehoshaphat knocked him down.
Timothy Yule, the anarchist, proposed to sack the place, and him
Jehoshaphat knocked down twice. There was no further difficulty.
“Now, Mister Wull,” said Jehoshaphat, as he laid the key and the account
on the trader’s desk, “the public o’ Satan’s Trap is wonderful sorry;
but the thing had t’ be done.”
The trader would not look up.
“It makes such a wonderful fuss in the world,” Jehoshaphat complained,
“that the crew hadn’t no love for the job. But it—it—it jus’ had t’ be
done.”
Old John Wull scowled.
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