Dialect literature, Canadian; Fishing villages -- Fiction; Newfoundland and Labrador -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“An’, Mister Wull,” Jehoshaphat entreated, his face falling like a
child’s, “don’t you have no hard feelin’ over this. Ah, now, _don’t_!”
he pleaded. “You won’t, will you? For we isn’t got no hate for you,
Mister Wull, an’ we isn’t got no greed for ourselves. We just wants
what’s fair—just what’s fair.” He added: “Just on’y that. We likes t’
see you have your milk an’ butter an’ fresh beef an’ nuts an’ whiskey.
_We_ don’t want them things, for they isn’t ours by rights. All we wants
is just on’y fair play. We don’t want no law, sir: for, ecod!”
Jehoshaphat declared, scratching his head in bewilderment, “the law
looks after them that _has_, so far as I _knows_, sir, an’ don’t know
nothin’ about them that _hasn’t_. An’ we don’t want un here at Satan’s
Trap. We won’t _have_ un! We—we—why, ecod! we—we can’t _’low_ it! We’d
be ashamed of ourselves an we ’lowed you t’ fetch the law t’ Satan’s
Trap t’ wrong us. We’re free men, isn’t we?” he demanded, indignantly.
“Isn’t we? Ecod! I ’low we _is_! You think, John Wull,” he continued, in
wrath, “that _you_ can do what you like with _we_ just because you an’
the likes o’ you is gone an’ got a law? You can’t! You can’t! An’ you
can’t, just because we won’t _’low_ it.”
It was an incendiary speech.
“No, you can’t!” Timothy Yule screamed from the ice, “you robber, you
thief, you whale’s pup! _I’ll_ tell you what I thinks o’ you. You can’t
scare _me_. I wants that meadow you stole from my father. I wants that
meadow—”
“Timothy,” Jehoshaphat interrupted, quietly, “you’re a fool. Shut your
mouth!”
Tom Lower, the lazy, wasteful Tom Lower, ran down to the shore of
Haul-Away Head, and stamped his feet, and shook his fist. “I wants your
cow an’ your raisins an’ your candy! We got you down, you robber! An’
I’ll _have_ your red house; I’ll have your wool blankets; I’ll have
your—”
“Tom Lower,” Jehoshaphat roared, rising in wrath, “I’ll floor you for
that! That I will—next time I cotch you out.”
John Wull turned half-way around and grinned.
“Mister Wull,” Jehoshaphat asked, propitiatingly, “won’t you be put
ashore?”
“Not at the price.”
“I ’low, then, sir,” said Jehoshaphat, in some impatience, “that you
might as well be comfortable while you makes up your mind. Here!” He
cast a square of tarpaulin on the ice, and chancing to discover Timothy
Yule’s jacket, he added that. “There!” he grunted, with satisfaction;
“you’ll be sittin’ soft an’ dry while you does your thinkin’. Don’t be
long, sir—not overlong. _Please_ don’t, sir,” he begged; “for it looks
t’ me—it looks wonderful t’ me—like a spurt o’ weather.”
John Wull spread the tarpaulin.
“An’ when you gets through considerin’ of the question,” said
Jehoshaphat, suggestively, “an’ is come t’ my way o’ thinkin’, why all
you got t’ do is lift your little finger, an’ I’ll put you ashore”—a
gust of wind whipped past—“if I’m able,” Jehoshaphat added.
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