Dialect literature, Canadian; Fishing villages -- Fiction; Newfoundland and Labrador -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
TUMM of the _Good Samaritan_ kicked the cabin stove into a sputter and
roar of flame so lusty that the black weather of Jump Harbor was
instantly reduced from arrogant and disquieting menace to an impression
of contrast grateful to the heart. “Not bein’ a parson,” said he, roused
now from a brooding silence by this radiant inspiration, “I isn’t much
of a hand at accountin’ for the mysteries o’ God; an’ never havin’ made
a world, I isn’t no critic o’ creation. Still an’ all,” he persisted, in
a flash of complaint, “it did seem t’ me, somehow, accordin’ t’ my
lights, which wasn’t trimmed at no theological college, that the Maker
o’ Archibald Shott o’ Jump Harbor hadn’t been quite kind t’ Arch.” The
man shifted his feet in impatient disdain, then laughed—a gently
contemptuous shaft, directed at his insolence: perhaps, too, at his
ignorance. It fell to a sigh, however, which continued expression,
presently, in a glance of poignant bewilderment. “Take un by an’ all,”
he pursued, “I was wonderful sorry for Arch. Seemed t’ me, sir, though
he bore the sign o’ the Lord’s own hand, as do us all, that he’d but a
mean lookout for gracious livin’, after all.
“Poor Archibald Shott!
“‘Arch, b’y,’ says I, ‘you got the disposition of a snake.’
“‘Is I?’ says he. ‘Maybe you’re right, Tumm. I never knowed a snake in a
intimate way.’
“‘You got the soul,’ said I, ‘of a ill-born squid.’
“‘Don’t know,’ said he; ‘never _seed_ a squid’s soul.’
“‘Your tongue,’ says I, ‘is a flame o’ fire; ’tis a wonder t’ me she
haven’t blistered your lips long afore this.’
“‘Isn’t _my_ fault,’ says he.
“‘No?’ says I. ‘Then who’s t’ blame?’
“‘Well,’ says he, ‘God made me.’
“‘Anyhow,’ said I, ‘you’ve took t’ the devil’s alterations an’
improvements like a imp t’ hell fire.’”
Tumm dropped into an angry muse....
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