Dialect literature, Canadian; Fishing villages -- Fiction; Newfoundland and Labrador -- Fiction; Sea stories; Short stories
“But,” the parson argued, “we have the district meetings—times of
refreshing: when brain meets brain, you know, and wit meets wit, and the
sparks fly. Ha, ha! Yes, indeed! The social aspect is not to be
neglected. Dear me, no! Now, for illustration, Mrs. Jaunt is to
entertain the clergy at the parsonage on Thursday evening. Yes, indeed!
She’s planned the refreshments already.” The parson gave Aunt Tibbie a
sly, sly glance, and burst out laughing. “Ha, ha!” he roared. “I know
what you want. You want to know what she’s going to have, don’t you?
Woman’s curiosity, eh? Ha, ha! Oh, you women!” Aunt Tibbie smiled.
“Well,” said the parson, importantly, “I’ll tell you. But it’s a secret,
mind you! Don’t you tell Brother All!” Aunt Tibbie beamed. “Well,” the
parson continued, his voice falling to a whisper, “she’s going to have a
jelly-cake, and an angel-cake, and a tin of beef.” The twins sat up,
wide-eyed with attention. “Eh? Ha, ha!” the parson laughed. “You got
that? And she’s going to have something more.” Aunt Tibbie leaned
forward—agape, her eyes staring. The twins were already overcome. “Yes,
indeed!” said the parson. “_She’s got a dozen bananas from St. John’s!_
Eh? Ha, ha! And she’s going to slice ’em and put ’em in a custard. Ha,
ha!”
The twins gasped.
“Ha, ha!” the parson roared.
They were all delighted—parson, skipper, housewife, and twins. Nor in
providing this hospitality for the Black Bay clergy was the parson in
thought or deed a selfish shepherd. It would be unkind—it would be most
unfair—to think it. He was an honest, earnest servant of the Master he
acknowledged, doing good at Candlestick Cove, in fair and foul weather.
He lived his life as best he could—earnestly, diligently, with pure,
high purpose. But he was not clever: that is all. ’Twould be an evil
thing for more brilliant folk (and possibly less kindly) to scorn him.
“Yes, indeed!” the parson laughed. “And look here, now—why, I must be
off! Where’s my umbrella? Here it is.... _Will_ you look at that baby,
Aunt Tibbie? He’s staring at me yet. Get out, you squid! Stop that
laughing. Got a kiss for me? Oh, you _have_, have you? Then give it to
me.... A fine baby that; yes, indeed! A fine baby.... Get out, you
wriggler! Leave your toes be. Ha-a-a! I’ll catch you—yes, I will!...
What a night it is! How the wind blows and the rain comes down! And no
sign of fish, Skipper Jonathan? Ah, well, the Lord will provide.
Good-night. God bless you!”
“You’ll get wonderful wet, sir,” said Aunt Tibbie, with a little frown
of anxiety.
“I don’t mind it in the least,” cried the parson. “Not at all. I’m used
to it.”
Skipper Jonathan shut the door against the wind.
“Will it never stop blowin’!” Aunt Tibbie complained.
Outside, wind and rain had their way with the world. Aunt Tibbie and
Skipper Jonathan exchanged glances. They were thinking of the dawn.
“I’m wantin’ t’ go t’ bed, Tibbie,” Jonathan sighed, “for I’m wonderful
tired.”
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