PUNT. Pray thee let me find thee here at my return; it shall not be long,
till I will ease thee of thy employment, and please thee. Forth, gentles.
FAST. Why, but will you leave him with so slight command, and infuse no
more charge upon the fellow?
PUNT. Charge! no; there were no policy in that; that were to let him know
the value of the gem he holds, and so to tempt frail nature against her
disposition. No, pray thee let thy honesty be sweet, as it shall be short.
GROOM. Yes, sir.
PUNT. But hark you, gallants, and chiefly monsieur Brisk: when we come in
eye-shot, or presence of this lady, let not other matters carry us from our
project; but, if we can, single her forth to some place --
FAST. I warrant you.
PUNT. And be not too sudden, but let the device induce itself with good
circumstance. On.
FUNG. Is this the way? good truth, here be fine hangings.
[EXEUNT PUNT., FAST., AND FUNGOSO.
GROOM. Honesty! sweet, and short! Marry, it shall, sir, doubt you not;
for even at this instant if one would give me twenty pounds, I would not
deliver him; there's for the sweet: but now, if any man come offer me but
two-pence, he shall have him; there's for the short now. 'Slid, what a mad
humorous gentleman is this to leave his dog with me! I could run away with
him now, an he were worth any thing.
ENTER MACILENTE AND SOGLIARDO.
MACI. Come on, signior, now prepare to court this all-witted lady, most
naturally, and like yourself.
SOG. Faith, an you say the word, I'll begin to her in tobacco.
MACI. O, fie on't! no; you shall begin with, "How does my sweet lady",
or, "Why are you so melancholy, madam?" though she be very merry, it's all
one. Be sure to kiss your hand often enough; pray for her health, and tell
her, how "More than most fair she is". Screw your face at one side thus,
and protest: let her fleer, and look askance, and hide her teeth with her
fan, when she laughs a fit, to bring her into more matter, that's nothing:
you must talk forward, (though it be without sense, so it be without
blushing,) 'tis most court-like and well.
SOG. But shall I not use tobacco at all?
MACI. O, by no means; 'twill but make your breath suspected, and that you
use it only to confound the rankness of that.
SOG. Nay, I'll be advised, sir, by my friends.
MACI. Od's my life, see where sir Puntarvolo's dog is.
GROOM. I would the gentleman would return for his follower here, I'll
leave him to his fortunes else.
MACI. 'Twere the only true jest in the world to poison him now; ha! by
this hand I'll do it, if I could but get him of the fellow. [ASIDE.]
Signior Sogliardo, walk aside, and think upon some device to entertain the
lady with.
SOG. So I do, sir.
[WALKS OFF IN A MEDITATING POSTURE.
MACI. How now, mine honest friend! whose dog-keeper art thou?
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