CONS. Tut, George was not here: away with him to the Counter, sirs. --
Come, sir, you were best get yourself drest somewhere.
[EXEUNT CONST. AND OFFICERS, WITH FAST. AND CAR.
GEORGE. Good lord, that master Carlo could not take heed, and knowing what
a gentleman the knight is, if he be angry.
DRAWER. A pox on 'em, they have left all the meat on our hands; would they
were choaked with it for me!
RE-ENTER MACILENTE.
MACI. What, are they gone, sirs?
GEORGE. O, here's master Macilente.
MACI. [POINTING TO FUNGOSO.] Sirrah, George, do you see that concealment
there, that napkin under the table?
GEORGE. 'Ods so, signior Fungoso!
MACI. He's good pawn for the reckoning; be sure you keep him here, and let
him not go away till I come again, though he offer to discharge all; I'll
return presently.
GEORGE. Sirrah, we have a pawn for the reckoning.
DRAW. What, of Macilente?
GEORGE. No; look under the table.
FUNG. [CREEPING OUT.] I hope all be quiet now; if I can get but forth of
this street, I care not: masters, I pray you tell me, is the constable
gone?
GEORGE. What, master Fungoso!
FUNG. Was't not a good device this same of me, sirs?
GEORGE. Yes, faith; have you been here all this while?
FUNG. O lord, ay; good sir, look an the coast be clear, I'd fain be going.
GEORGE. All's clear, sir, but the reckoning; and that you must clear and
pay before you go, I assure you.
FUNG. I pay! 'Slight, I eat not a bit since I came into the house, yet.
DRAW. Why, you may when you please, 'tis all ready below that was bespoken.
FUNG. Bespoken! not by me, I hope?
GEORGE. By you, sir! I know not that; but 'twas for you and your company,
I am sure.
FUNG. My company! 'Slid, I was an invited guest, so I was.
DRAW. Faith we have nothing to do with that, sir: they are all gone but
you, and we must be answered; that's the short and the long on't.
FUNG. Nay, if you will grow to extremities, my masters, then would this
pot, cup, and all were in my belly, if I have a cross about me.
GEORGE. What, and have such apparel! do not say so, signior; that
mightily discredits your clothes.
FUNG. As I am an honest man, my tailor had all my money this morning, and
yet I must be fain to alter my suit too. Good sirs, let me go, 'tis Friday
night, and in good truth I have no stomach in the world to eat any thing.
DRAW. That's no matter, so you pay, sir.
FUNG. 'Slight, with what conscience can you ask me to pay that I never
drank for?
GEORGE. Yes, sir, I did see you drink once.
FUNG. By this cup, which is silver, but you did not; you do me infinite
wrong: I looked in the pot once, indeed, but I did not drink.
DRAW. Well, sir, if you can satisfy our master, it shall be all one to us.
WITHIN. George!
GEORGE. By and by.
[EXEUNT.
COR. Lose not yourself now, signior
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