Mrs. Fosdick shook her head at him in mournful sympathy, and asked:
"What state are we in now?"
"A dreadful state--Nevada."
"Just what are we in Nevada?"
"I'm a bigamist, and you've never been married at all."
"Oh, these awful divorce laws!" she moaned, then left the general for
the particular: "Won't you come in and hook me up?"
Fosdick looked shocked: "I don't dare compromise you."
"Will you take breakfast with me--in the dining-car?" she pleaded.
"Do we dare?"
"We might call it luncheon," she suggested.
He seized the chance: "All right, I'll go ahead and order, and you
stroll in and I'll offer you the seat opposite me."
"But can't you hook me up?"
He was adamant: "Not till we get to California. Do you think I want to
compromise my own wife? Shh! Somebody's coming!" And he darted off to
the vestibule just as Mrs. Jimmie Wellington issued from number ten
with hair askew, eyes only half open, and waist only half shut at the
back. She made a quick spurt to the women's room, found it locked,
stamped her foot, swore under her breath, and leaned against the wall
of the car to wait.
About the same time, the man who was still her husband according to
the law, rolled out of berth number two. There was an amazing clarity
to his vision. He lurched as he made his way to the men's room, but it
was plainly the train's swerve and not an inner lurch that twisted
the forthright of his progress.
He squeezed into the men's room like a whole crowd at once, and sang
out, "Good morning, all!" with a wonderful heartiness. Then he paused
over a wash basin, rubbed his hands gleefully and proclaimed, like
another Chantecler advertising a new day:
"Well--I'm sober again!"
"Three cheers for you," said his rival in radiance, bridegroom
Lathrop.
"How does it feel?" demanded Ashton, smiling so broadly that he
encountered the lather on his brush.
While he sputtered Wellington was flipping water over his hot head and
incidentally over Ashton.
"I feel," he chortled, "I feel like the first little robin redbreast
of the merry springtime. Tweet! Tweet!"
When the excitement over his redemption had somewhat calmed, Ashton
reopened the old topic of conversation:
"Well, I see they had another scrap last night."
"They--who?" said Ira, through his flying toothbrush.
"The Mallorys. Once more he occupied number three and she number
seven."
"Well, well, I can't understand these modern marriages," said Little
Jimmie, with a side glance at Ira. Ira suddenly remembered the plight
of the Mallorys and was tempted to defend them, but he saw the young
lieutenant himself just entering the washroom. This was more than
Wellington saw, for he went on talking from behind a towel:
"Well, if I were a bridegroom and had a bride like that, it would take
more than a quarrel to send me to another berth."
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