Women -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- England -- Fiction
So I went over to the Gidger’s cottage and found it full of ladders,
paint-pots, pails of white-wash, workmen knocking down partitions, while
’Uncle John,’ his hair and whiskers bristling like a wild man of the
woods, whirls in and out like a dog at a fair, glorying in all the mess
and confusion. Now that the house is mine, I go round anxiously and
point out the flaws and cracks in the walls, and ’Uncle John’ says
soothingly, ’Oh, yes, mum, it only wants a bit o’ mortar, it won’t cost
you much,’ ’a bit o’ mortar’ is his panacea for all ills. He says the
roof is sound except over the powdering closet, which may give trouble,
no doubt ’a bit o’ mortar will set it right.’
The two partitions are down and the doorways unblocked so that I can now
walk through my entire domain without going out in the garden, over the
fence and in at the other front door. All the rooms have had one coat of
distemper and the drawing-room is finished. The pale cream walls are
quite delightful and cry out for water-colours in gold mounts and
frames, the oak floors have been beautifully polished, and joy, there
are three Persian rugs in the Depository. To-day I bought a pair of
plain old iron dogs to rest the logs on in the open fireplace. The
casement curtains are to be made of the anemone besprinkled chintz with
frills along the top. But, alas, the little curtains cut into more
yards of stuff than one would think, and so I must have others in the
bedrooms. I went into a shop to-day and asked the man to show me
dimity.
’Dimity,’ said he with a supercilious stare, ’_dimity_, why, good
gracious, it’s a hundred years old, madam.’
’But my house,’ I said with quiet scorn, ’must be at least two hundred
and fifty.’
I bought a seventeenth century settee and some deep chairs when I was up
in town. They have loose covers made of chintz with a design of birds
and baskets printed from the original old wood blocks.
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