Now, there were no schoolmasters in those times, but it was the
priests taught the people; and as this man was the cleverest in
Ireland, all the foreign kings sent their sons to him, as long as he
had house-room to give them. So he grew very proud, and began to
forget how low he had been, and worst of all, even to forget God, who
had made him what he was. And the pride of arguing got hold of him, so
that from one thing to another he went on to prove that there was no
Purgatory, and then no Hell, and then no Heaven, and then no God; and
at last that men had no souls, but were no more than a dog or a cow,
and when they died there was an end of them. "Whoever saw a soul?" he
would say. "If you can show me one, I will believe." No one could make
any answer to this; and at last they all came to believe that as there
was no other world, everyone might do what they liked in this; the
priest setting the example, for he took a beautiful young girl to
wife. But as no priest or bishop in the whole land could be got to
marry them, he was obliged to read the service over for himself. It
was a great scandal, yet no one dared to say a word, for all the
king's sons were on his side, and would have slaughtered anyone who
tried to prevent his wicked goings-on. Poor boys; they all believed in
him, and thought every word he said was the truth. In this way his
notions began to spread about, and the whole world was going to the
bad, when one night an angel came down from Heaven, and told the
priest he had but twenty-four hours to live. He began to tremble, and
asked for a little more time.
But the angel was stiff, and told him that could not be.
"What do you want time for, you sinner?" he asked.
"Oh, sir, have pity on my poor soul!" urged the priest.
"Oh, no! You have a soul, then," said the angel. "Pray, how did you
find that out?"
"It has been fluttering in me ever since you appeared," answered the
priest. "What a fool I was not to think of it before."
"A fool, indeed," said the angel. "What good was all your learning,
when it could not tell you that you had a soul?"
"Ah, my lord," said the priest, "If I am to die, tell me how soon I
may be in Heaven?"
"Never," replied the angel. "You denied there was a Heaven."
"Then, my lord, may I go to Purgatory?"
"You denied Purgatory also; you must go straight to Hell," said the
angel.
"But, my lord, I denied Hell also," answered the priest, "so you can't
send me there either."
The angel was a little puzzled.
"Well," said he, "I'll tell you what I can do for you. You may either
live now on earth for a hundred years, enjoying every pleasure, and
then be cast into Hell for ever; or you may die in twenty-four hours
in the most horrible torments, and pass through Purgatory, there to
remain till the Day of Judgment, if only you can find some one person
that believes, and through his belief mercy will be vouchsafed to you,
and your soul will be saved."
The priest did not take five minutes to make up his mind.
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