Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humoristsClemens, William Montgomery
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Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humorists
Clemens, William Montgomery
American wit and humor -- History and criticism; Humorists, American -- Biography
Since the establishment of Texas Siftings that journal has risen
rapidly into public favor, and is sold and read in every State in
the union. Mr. Sweet does the larger portion of the humorous writing
for the paper. The Graphic of New York published a portrait of the
rollicking humorist in 1877, but time and a heavy beard have changed
him so that the picture does not now resemble him. He has a pleasant
home, and surrounded by his wife and five bright children, his life is
a most happy one.
Many clever articles have appeared in Texas Siftings, but none more
clever than the following:
DOMESTIC LIFE IN TEXAS.
“It wasn’t that!” exclaimed Mr. Sanders, indignantly. “You see, I
didn’t say a word at all.”
“How’d she find out, then?” asked one of the party.
“Why, I went home, and she asked if it was me. I told her it was. Took
the chances on that, you know. Then she asked me if I’d been drinking.
I told her no. And there I stopped. Never said another word.”
“But you say she caught on somewhere. How was it?”
“Just a blunder I made. When I told her I hadn’t drank anything she
was satisfied, but when I come to go to bed, I put on my overcoat
instead of my night-shirt. That excited suspicion.”
DISGUSTING GREED.
Fitznoodle is an Austin nimrod who goes out every Sunday and brings in
a jack-rabbit or so. Fitznoodle is an enormous eater, and nobody else
gets much of a taste of the rabbit.
“I wonder why nobody gets any of the shot except me,” said Fitznoodle,
taking a shot out of his mouth.
Because nobody else gets any of the rabbit, I suppose,” responded Mrs.
Fitznoodle, with telling sarcasm.
SAMUEL W. SMALL.
The humorous writings in the Atlanta (Georgia) Constitution have
made that paper famous. It has been quoted, perhaps, as much as any
other daily newspaper in this country. Among those bright journalists
employed upon its editorial staff, none have added more to the
popularity of the Constitution than Samuel W. Small, better known to
his admirers as “Old Si.”
Small was born in Knoxville, Tennessee, in 1851, and spent his youth
in that city and vicinity. In 1861 he removed to Georgia with his
parents. Here he divided his time in going to school and loafing around
the depots and railroad tracks. In 1865 he lived in New Orleans, and
four years later he graduated from the high school in that city. After
his graduation, Samuel was sent by his parents to Henry college, in
Virginia, and he graduated from that institution in 1871. He then
returned to Nashville, began the study of law, and was admitted to the
bar by the supreme court of Tennessee in 1872.
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