Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humoristsClemens, William Montgomery
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Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humorists
Clemens, William Montgomery
American wit and humor -- History and criticism; Humorists, American -- Biography
Mr. Small failed to adopt the law as his profession and turned his
entire attention to journalism. He first became a reporter on the
Nashville Republican Banner, but soon after removed to Greenville,
Tennessee where he edited a weekly paper, and acted as private
secretary to ex-President Johnson for nearly two years. The year 1874
found him in Houston, Texas, still in the newspaper business. After
laboring on nearly all the journals of Houston, he returned to Georgia
in May, 1875. It was in this month that he became connected with the
Atlanta Constitution, in whose columns his humorous writings first came
under public notice.
The humor of Old Si, his _nom de plume_, began by his writing short and
spicy paragraphs as coming from an aged negro. These grew into larger
paragraphs, and gradually into lengthy articles, which were widely
copied. Mr. Small is an expert stenographer and reports the official
proceedings of the circuit court of Atlanta. He was connected with the
Constitution, and was one of that journal’s most valued writers, up to
March, 1882, when he became sole editor and proprietor of a prosperous
weekly paper in Florida.
In his Florida venture, the Jacksonville Union, Old Si appears as
brilliant as ever, as the annexed selection will show:
FLORIDA POLITICIANS AND ALLIGATORS.
“I kinder likes dis sort ob climack!” said Old Si, as he come into the
office last evening.
“In what way?”
“Well, I likes to be ’round whar yer kin hang up yer obercoat soon ez
yer buys it an’ set ’round in yur shurt-sleebes jest ez well on New
Year ez yer kin on de Foth o’ July!”
“That is pleasant.”
“Yes, sah, an’ dat’s what meks me say what I do. Dar’s plenty ob helth
down heah if you jess knows how to fin’ it. De only place whar you
kant fin’ it is in er allygator’s mouf!”
“Then your advice is that people should come to Florida, but beware of
the alligator?”
“Dat’s hit! I ain’t got no use for ’er allygator hits to much like er
pollytishun--got mo’ mouf dan vittals an’ mo’ hide dan honisty!”
And with this epigram the old man bowed himself out of the sanctum.
CHARLES HOYT.
Frederick Hudson, in his History of Journalism in America, credits the
Boston Post with having originated the column of funny paragraphs which
are now seen in nearly all the leading newspapers of the United States.
The All Sorts column of the Post was started when that paper first
appeared, over half a century ago. It was in this department that Mrs.
Partington and her son Ike were first introduced to the humor-loving
public, and scores of writers have sent forth their wit, during the
fifty years past, through this same medium.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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