Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humoristsClemens, William Montgomery
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Famous funny fellows : $b Brief biographical sketches of American humorists
Clemens, William Montgomery
American wit and humor -- History and criticism; Humorists, American -- Biography
Early in 1881, he began a series of articles, entitled Sanctum
Sketches, in Hubbard’s Advertiser, of New Haven, Connecticut. In this
series of articles he produced the biographies of six or eight well
known paragraphers. He is also a regular contributor to several weekly
and monthly periodicals.
Lukens is quite inclined to poetry, and at times jingles some very
clever and witty rhymes. The following is from his pen:
ESPRIT MALIN.
What hideous yell assails my ear?
Whose shuffling feet distract my nerves?
Insatiate demon, nothing serves
To clinch thy clutch! All day I hear,
“More copy!”
My brain’s a-whirl, my senses swim--
What cares the screeching imp for that?
He’s got two words, so tonguey pat,
He slits the air with vocal vim,
“More copy!”
A sapient smirk illumes his phiz--
He feels his power, and grinning grips,
The ink-wet pages, scissored slips,
And cabled specials; that’s his “biz”--
“More copy!”
Intense disgust has hobbled hate,
Else would I slay this vampire scorned.
Though neither cloven-toed nor horned,
His devilish yawpings ne’er abate--
“More copy!”
ERRATICS.
It is not so very painful to lose a fortune as it is to hear what your
neighbors will say about it afterwards.
When the prodigal son comes home they no longer kill the fatted calf
for him. They just turn the animal into a vaccine farm and give him
the profits.
A new serial yarn by Besant and Rice is entitled, All Sorts and
Conditions of Men. The plot is probably worked out in the caucus room
of a delegates convention.
“Man Reading,” a picture by Meissonier, has been sold for $10,000. It
was cheap as dirt. The man reading was an editor with a contribution
written on both sides of the paper, and spontaneously interlined
besides.
Our agricultural contemporary, the Herald, has a learned and highly
interesting article on “Our Codfish Culture.” We trust it may be
followed by another, equally able, on “Our Goat Fisheries.” Both are
subjects of intense and universal concern.
WILLIAM A. WILKINS.
A country newspaper rarely makes its mark in the journalistic world,
and especially a paper printed in such an obscure village as is
Whitehall, New York. The Whitehall Times, however, is one of the few
exceptions, and, although a country newspaper, has been quoted in every
paper of any note in the land.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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