Then he showed her a safe road out of that lonesome waste and brought
her back to the abodes of men, where everybody was naturally very
thankful to see Mabel once more in safety. Of the Jacky-Toad she
said nothing, but he wafted himself in at her bedroom window when
the house was asleep. He explained that he could travel very easily
in a ginger-beer bottle or jam-pot, so Mabel packed him up in a
marmalade-jar with a glass stopper. This she placed in a cardboard box
full of heather, so the Jacky-Toad travelled to London next day in
considerable comfort, though with little style.
* * * * *
Mabel kept her scholar in his jar. At night the Jacky-Toad was allowed
to come out for instruction, and he sat beside Mabel’s bed while
she taught him as much as he was capable of learning. He tried hard
at first to collect information, but his memory was weak, and he had
little or no common-sense. He was, however, sufficiently humble, which
is a rare virtue in a fool. He confessed himself to be scarcely better
than an idiot, though sometimes he grew more hopeful.
“I do make way,” he declared on one occasion, “though I allow ’tis
blamed slow.”
“Your grammar’s too frightful for anything,” said Mabel, “but we must
be content with one subject at a time, I suppose. You chose geography,
so we’ll struggle on with that until you’ve got a smattering. D’you
remember what I taught you last night about the Duchy of Baden?”
“Lemme see if I can call it home. Ess! ’Tis like this: ‘The Duchy of
Baden lies a’most entirely between the Kingdom o’ Wurtemberg and the
River Rhine. The climate be healthy, but the winters are mighty cold in
the Black Forest.’ How be that?”
“Fairly right--only you’ve left out such a lot.”
“Shall ’e larn me much more geography?”
“Ever so much--tons more.”
“That’s ill news, ’cause I doubt if I can hold much more.”
“You don’t seem very happy at it, certainly,” confessed Mabel.
“No nat’ral genius for it like,” suggested the Jacky-Toad.
“We must think of a new subject then. Needlework’s no good to you, nor
yet drawing, that I can see.”
“Could ’e teach me a few gude tales ’bout men-folks, or maybe a riddle
or two?”
“Certainly not! I’ve brought you to London to improve you.”
“Then why not open the winder an’ let me have a bit of a run round
Lunnon to larn what sort o’ plaace ’tis?”
“No. I’m never allowed out myself after dark, and therefore it can’t be
a proper thing for a Jacky-Toad. How would you like to learn a little
natural science? I don’t know much, but my father knows more than any
other man in the world. Natural science explains how it is you’re only
a whiff of phosphuretted hydrogen.”
“I guess that’s ’bout enough for me to knaw.”
“Shall I teach you to dance? But I forgot; you can do that.”
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