At the same moment a blue light flickered like a shooting-star above
their heads, and, with the sound of a small bird alighting, the missing
member of that community returned to his friends. Their welcome
was, of course, hearty as need be, and from an attitude of absolute
indifference one and all assumed the manner of affection, friendship
and regard. Now the new-come Jacky-Toad, though his knowledge had
appeared but scanty in the presence of his fair mistress, found,
after leaving her and upon escaping the radius of her exceeding great
erudition, that his own acquirements assumed a more important shape.
A little knowledge may go far thus brought into a region where, until
its arrival, there is none. The Jacky-Toad returned therefore with a
sufficiently high estimate of his intellectual stores.
“Well, dear souls,” he said, “here I be again, an’ what I’ve seed
and larned you’ll never credit, not if I talks to ’e for a month o’
Sundays.”
The father of the flock, fearing for a position which he merely held
by courtesy and through his own natural force of character, now set
himself to discount the adventurer’s information.
“You be the monkey as have seen the world--you be,” he said; “and what
do ’e make o’t?”
“A terrible coorious world, and as for Lunnon--well, ’tis somethin’
amazin’ to be sure. An’ what wi’ geography, an’ nat’ral sciences, an’
poetry, an’ sich-like wonnerful branches o’ larnin’, my head’s full.”
They buzzed admiration, except the venerable Jacky-Toad.
“Let’s hear what you do know,” he suggested.
“Well, fust you must be told as we’m all made o’ gas--the whole boilin’
of us. We’m no more’n just a whiff of phosphuretted hydrogen!”
“You’m jokin’!” they cried.
“No fay, solemn truth.”
“An’ what if ’tis?” asked the old Jacky-Toad abruptly. “Granted--then
what? Ban’t no gert odds as I can see. Who’s better for knawin’ it?
We’ve got to be made o’ somethin’.”
At this reflection the travelled Jacky-Toad was uneasy, and the more
so because such an unreasonable manner of regarding the fact gained
ground. Nobody--not even a Jacky-Toad--likes much to be confronted with
superior knowledge outpoured in a superior manner.
“Ban’t no mighty matter when you come to think of it,” said somebody;
and then the ancient one spoke again.
“Besides, how be we to knaw _’tis_ so? Us have awnly got your word
for’t. That ban’t proof. For my paart I’m blamed if I _do_ b’lieve it!”
In about half a minute they all agreed with their venerable leader that
this information must not be accepted. Then an old friend asked the
wanderer concerning his geography, and from a condition of some dismay
he plucked up courage.
“Well, I can tell ’e a ’mazing thing in that branch o’ larnin’. ‘The
Duchy o’ Baden lies a’most entirely between the Kingdom o’ Wurtemberg
an’ the River Rhine. The climate be healthy, but the winters is cruel
sharp in the Black Forest.’ What do ’e think o’ that?”
They all hummed their admiration, and several shook the geographer by
the hand.
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