“I had a presentiment that Stegosaur must surely be at hand, and
presently, coming round a corner, I found my faithful companion, with
his back up, almost in the jaws of such a monster. The Stegosaur was
apparently using neither his front brains nor those he kept in the
rear. He simply blinked at Peter, but did not move or offer to molest
him, being a vegetarian. I hesitated about slaying this great beast,
and it was well that I reserved my fire, for, not five minutes after
he had gone upon his way, I came face to face with another of Nature’s
primeval experiments, quite one of the most terrific, fantastic and
short-tempered Deinosaurs she has ever turned out of her workshop. This
was Triceratops--a monster with a head six feet long and no brains
at all worth mentioning, but a temper like ten demons. It could not
control itself, even in the presence of an Archdeacon. Indeed, it
lowered its vast horns and charged me passionately; while I stood my
ground and kept wonderfully cool and collected--two things I certainly
should not have done outside a vision. I gave Triceratops both barrels.
I hit him chiefly because I could not miss him. He filled the entire
foreground of that thrilling Mesozoic scene. He dropped five yards from
me, uttered ferocious expressions, and passed away without a struggle.
It was a great moment, and my success inspired both of us (Peter and
me) with renewed confidence. We lunched beside that fallen Triceratops,
and I found that the bag slung upon my shoulder contained a flask of
very passable Irish whisky, a packet of sandwiches, and some cigars.
I remember wondering where those sandwiches came from and who had cut
them for me, and what they had been cut off. Maybe they were Deinosaur
sandwiches, or Ichthyosaur. I had a tidy pie in my wallet too. It
tasted like pigeon, but must have been Pterodactyl. Peter liked this
better than the sandwiches.
[Illustration: “VERY PASSABLE IRISH WHISKEY”]
“Then followed perhaps my most remarkable experience. I was resting
awhile after lunch, finishing the whisky and smoking a cigar,
while the black cat coursed about of his free will, when suddenly the
weirdest sound that ever fell on mortal ear saluted mine. I never heard
anything distantly approaching it before; I know not how to describe
it. The sound was something between the hiss of a serpent and the coo
of a dove. The primeval beast responsible for it evidently combined the
vocal qualities of bird and reptile. Naturally I marvelled, for birds
were still strangers to the world. And yet an element of music in the
sound led me to suspect that a creature at least of semi-ornithological
nature was making it.
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