Wedding went off very well. A number of strange people about. Naturally
I watched with some interest to see what went into the dustbin. Rather
disappointing. Servants are the deuce in a case like this. Can’t keep
their hands off anything. Managed to get a tail of salmon myself,
while they were hiding a few bottles of champagne. Secreted the salmon
in the garden. It will come as a pleasant surprise to-night. Ethel
cried when she started. My old ladies cried too. The man seemed pleased
at what he’d managed. I’m afraid he’s a blackguard. My party begins
about half-past eleven. There are about ten of us. The black girl with
white paws is called “Tottie”--pretty name. Very shy and retiring.
Pleasant voice. Jim and a grey cat, called “The Colonel,” have a
rather unseemly row over an old tortoiseshell dowager. I wouldn’t have
looked at her. No accounting for tastes. Music sets the dogs barking
for miles. Our own dog chained up. Not that he would have interfered.
Cook, or some other damned menial, flings a pot of pomatum into the
very middle of the conversazione. Nobody hurt, thank God, but a good
deal is said about it. Of course I make it clear that the fault is not
mine. Fine moonlight. Hide-and-seek in the geraniums. Wish the gardener
could see us. I seem very popular. Get a chat with Tottie, and take her
off to where I hid the salmon. Gone! I had only mentioned it to Jim. So
much for friendship. In another month I shall not be afraid to stand
up to him. Then he’ll possibly wish he’d never been born. Party over
at dawn. See Tottie home. She says that to meet a real gentleman is
refreshing nowadays. True enough. They’re growing scarce.
* * * * *
Very cheap next morning, and my old ladies see I am. Unpleasant remarks
and an inclination to withhold my saucer of milk. Some talk of giving
me away. _Giving_ me away! How insulting human beings are. And then
they turn round and say _we_ have no gratitude! Caught a young thrush
in the afternoon. It was sitting with its back turned waiting for its
mother. Mother came back with a worm, and when she saw what I’d been
and done, she spoke her mind. Gardener noticed me too and seemed rather
gratified than not. I shall go on catching young thrushes--not to
please the gardener, but because I like them.
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