We are engaged. I sang to her for an hour in the moonlight. Henceforth
we live for each other. Everybody is saying she angled for me and
caught me. I am a catch and I know it; but, in a place like this,
where there’s not another Persian within a radius of five hundred
yards, we must do the best we can. And Tottie worships the wall I walk
on. A very good, trustful, domesticated, little thing, and knows her
luck. Am growing devilish handsome. My old ladies talk about sending
me to the Crystal Palace Show next autumn. Had it out with Jim last
night. He said I was ungrateful and never looked at him now that I was
getting in with a better set. I knocked him out of a rain-shoot into
a water-barrel; and when he came ashore we fought four rounds. He had
some fur out of me certainly, but I took half his right ear off and
hallmarked his nose for life. Now we pass on the same flower-bed and
don’t know each other. A low-bred animal Jim, and blood will tell.
After our difference my old ladies changed their mind about sending me
for exhibition.
* * * * *
I am a father. Tottie has a fine family. Rather a bore. But of course
there are no obligations. Two days later she meets me with a face as
long as a chicken’s thigh-bone. The family has been drowned to a
kitten before her eyes. Well, well, we must all die. Surprised to find
how I bear this blow. Tottie hard to comfort. Of course, the murderers
did not know that I was the father. Those kittens cannot have been
worth less than five shillings each. I feel angry when I look at the
matter from a business point of view. Tottie rather a nuisance about
it. What’s the use of crying over dead kittens? I tell her not to try
my patience too far. Females are so exacting. She is hurt. What does
she expect? She surely doesn’t suppose that I am going to cry about it?
She goes and gets one of her dead babes and lays it at my feet. Very
harrowing, of course; but if the others were like this one, I am glad
somebody drowned them. These mixed marriages are a mistake.
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