Far above rubies (Vol. 1 of 3) : $b A novelRiddell, J. H., Mrs.
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Far above rubies (Vol. 1 of 3) : $b A novel
Riddell, J. H., Mrs.
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Further, if, in the midst of so many romantic and countrified sights and
sounds, it be not prosaic to make mention of such common matters as
eating and drinking, I may add that the edible arrangements at Berrie
Down met with Mr. Black’s unqualified approval.
To a man who had been content for years and years with chops and steaks,
a pennyworth, daily, of potatoes, and a like value of bread, partaken of
after the manner of those modern Israelites, City people in haste, and
washed down by a pint or half a pint of bitter, it may readily be
believed that the orthodox dinners which he deemed it the correct thing
to partake of in Stanley Crescent were rather unappreciated luxuries.
What did he care for white soups and lobster patties—for entrées and
Italian creams? The human being who had ever thought himself lucky to
sit down to a pound of thinly-sliced beef or ham which he brought in
with him wrapped up in a piece of newspaper; who had purchased American
cheese, and supped on that delicacy in his Hoxton retirement; who had
eaten shrimps at Gravesend, and partaken of Delafield and Co.’s entire
as supplied after due adulteration by the landlord of the “Jolly
Sandboys,” was not likely to contract a passion in his later years for
Anglo-Gallic cookery, for réchauffés and made dishes, for disguised
vegetables and non-comprehensible meats; for sour wines and fashionable
sweets. On such subjects he and Miss Hope stood at opposite poles; and
it was the funniest thing imaginable to hear the two wrangling over the
different opinions which they held. To have heard them talk, any
outsider might have supposed a new religion had been introduced, and
that while the one held there was no safety out of the old faith, the
other believed that to like a good-sized joint was a remnant of
barbarism, a superstition only prevalent amongst the very lowest classes
in the community.
For Miss Hope likewise, Berrie Down was liberty hall; and therefore,
while Mr. Black breakfasted off ham and fowl, eggs, and sirloins of
beef, thick slices of bread and butter, and tea in quantity, the
spinster, seated opposite to him, regaled herself with claret, fruits,
and what Mr. Black vaguely called “green meat”—which meant lettuces,
mustard and cress, and other delicacies of the same primitive nature.
Often Mr. Black openly declared his wonder that “all the trash she eat
did not kill her;” while Miss Hope was eloquent on the subject of
English gluttony, and declared with more candour and politeness that she
had never eaten a dinner in England fit for a civilized human being to
partake of.
“Not,” she added, turning apologetically to Mrs. Dudley, “but that I
consider Mrs. Piggott for England an admirable cook, and if she would
only allow me to give her a few hints, I think you would find a change
for the better, both in your expenditure and in your table.”
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