Fardorougha, The Miser: The Works of William Carleton, Volume OneCarleton, William
General
Fardorougha, The Miser: The Works of William Carleton, Volume One
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Somebody comin', to see some of the sarvints, I suppose,” replied his
wife; “why, thin, it's not unlike little Dick _Croaitha_, the fairyman.”
In sober truth, Fardorougha was so completely disguised by his dress,
especially by his hat, whose shallowness and want of brim, gave his face
and head so wild and eccentric an appearance, that we question if his
own family, had they not seen him dress, could I have recognized him! At
length he turned into the kitchen-yard, and, addressing a laborer whom
he met, asked--
“I say, nabor, which is the right way into Bodagh Buie's house?”
“There's two right ways into it, an' you may take aither o' them--but if
you want any favor from him, you had better call him _Mr_. O'Brien. The
Bodagh's a name was first given to his father, an' he bein' a dacenter
man, doesn't like it, although it sticks to him; so there's a lift for
you, my hip striddled little codger.”
“But which is the right door o' the house?”
“There it is, the kitchen--peg in--that's your intrance, barrin' you're
a gintleman in disguise, an' if be, why turn out again to that other
gate, strip off your shoes, and pass up ginteely on your tipytoes, and
give a thunderin' whack to the green ring that's hangin' from the door.
But see, friend,” added the man, “maybe you'd do one a sarvice?”
“How,” said Fardorougha, looking earnestly at him; “what is it?”
“Why, to lave us a lock o' your hair before you go,” replied the wag,
with a grin.
The miser took no notice whatsoever of this, but was turning quietly
out of the yard, to enter by the lawn, when the man called out in a
commanding voice--
“Back here, you codger!--tundher an' thump!--back I say! You won't be
let in that way--thramp back, you leprechaun, into the kitchen--eh! you
won't--well, well, take what you'll get--an' that'll be the way back
agin.”
'Twas at this moment that the keen eye of Una recognized the features of
her lover's father, and a smile, which she felt it impossible to subdue,
settled upon her face, which became immediately mantled with blushes. On
hurrying out of the room she plucked her brother's sleeve, who followed
her to the hall.
“I can scarcely tell you, dear John,” she said, speaking rapidly, “it's
Fardorougha O'Donovan, Connor's father; as you know his business, John,
stay in the parlor;” she squeezed his hand, and added with a smile on
her face, and a tear in her eye, “I fear it's all over with me--I
don't know whether to laugh or cry--but stay, John dear, an' fight my
battle--Una's battle.”
She ran upstairs, and immediately one of the most beggarly, sordid, and
pusillanimous knocks that ever spoke of starvation and misery was heard
at the door.
“I will answer it myself,” thought the amiable brother; “for if my
father or mother does, he surely will not be allowed in.”
John could scarcely preserve a grave face, when Fardorougha presented
himself.
“Is Misther O'Brien widin?” inquired the usurer, shrewdly availing
himself of the hint he received from the servant.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account