Fashionable Philosophy, and Other SketchesOliphant, Laurence
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Fashionable Philosophy, and Other Sketches
Oliphant, Laurence
English literature -- 19th century
_El_. Oh, I do so hope he will! You don't think there is a reaction
setting in, do you? Papa says that Mr Gladstone is losing his hold on
the country.
_Lord Gules_ [_awaking with a snort_]. Not, however, before the country
has lost its hold upon him. He cares no more for his country, sir, than
I do for the Chinese in California. He's a traitor, sir, to his
principles; he's--
_El_. Oh, papa, do stop!--here we are at the Victoria--and we have no
right to judge any one so harshly. I assure you such strong expressions
only make me feel more and more convinced how wrong you must be. [_To_
Plumper, _handing back his paper_.] Thank you so much. I'm so sorry I
have not had time to read it.
_Lady G_. Good-bye, Mr Gresham; remember that you have promised to dine
with us to-morrow night. We shall be quite alone; but I am sure you
don't care about a party.
_Ad_. I need not say with what pleasure I shall look forward to it. _Au
revoir_, Lady Elaine. [_Aside_.] You do not know how you have been
tempting me to abandon all my cherished political convictions for your
sake. It is to be hoped that the Radicals will not follow up their
success with the caucus by organising the young ladies of their party and
letting them loose on society as propagandists of their Utopian ideas and
political fallacies.
[_Exeunt omnes_.
SCENE II.--Lady Gules's Boudoir. Elaine and Adolphus.
_Ad_. Dear Lady Elaine, Lady Gules has given me special permission and
opportunity to explain myself more fully than was possible yesterday.
Please tell me why you were so surprised at what I said, and why you
think me so very objectionable?
_El_. I don't think you at all objectionable, Mr Gresham, as a member of
society; on the contrary, I think you charming; though I do feel that,
magnetically, we are wide as the poles asunder! Oh, believe me, we have
no grounds of common sympathy, either in matters of philosophical,
political, or religious thought--and above all, in art! You seem to lack
that enthusiasm for humanity which could alone constitute an affinity
between us. I was surprised, because I had hoped to find in you an
intelligent companion; and mortified at the discovery that you could not
rise to higher ground than that of an ordinary admirer,--men in these
days seem to think that women have no other _raison d'etre_ except to be
made love to.
_Ad_. I do not think that is a new idea, Lady Elaine; but is it
absolutely necessary, in order that you should return the deep affection
I feel for you, that we should agree politically, philosophically,
theologically, and aesthetically? In old days women did not trouble
themselves on these matters, but trusted to their hearts rather than to
their heads to guide their affections.
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