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Chips, having had his stumps disturbed a great many times on that
occasion, went about talking more generously than wisely of the Tiger’s
prowess with the ball; for he was already accounted a bit of a windbag
about the game, and his personal ineptitude soon found him out. Chips
had put his name down for the Lower Ground, and Jan his for the
adjoining Middle, owing to his decidedly superior stature. But there
were plenty of lusty louts on the Middle, and Jan had to go some days
without a game; when he got one he was not put on to bowl; and May was
well advanced before he found himself taking wickets in the second
Middle game.
It was Shockley of all people who had tossed the ball to him, with a
characteristic reference to poor Chips’s vicarious bragging. “That young
lubber Carpenter says you can bowl a bit; if you can’t I’ll give the
ruddy little liar the biggest licking he’s ever had in his life!” It was
significant that Jan himself was not threatened with violence; but
perhaps it was the Shocker’s subtlety that devised the surest means of
putting the new bowler on his mettle. The fact remains that Jan shambled
up to the wicket, gave an ungainly twiddle of the left arm, and
delivered a ball that removed the leg bail after pitching outside the
off stump.
The defeated batsman proceeded to make a less creditable stand than the
one the Tiger had broken up. “I’m not going,” said he, without stirring
from the crease.
“You jolly well are!” thundered Shockley, who was first captain of the
game. “The umpire didn’t give it a no-ball, did he?”
“No, and he didn’t give me guard, either. New guard for a left-hand
bowler, if you don’t mind, Shockley; you should have said he was one.”
“I’m blowed if I knew,” replied the Shocker, truly enough, and turned
from the other big fellow to the luckless bowler. “Why the blue blazes
didn’t you tell us, Rutter?”
“I never thought of it, Shockley.”
Curses descended on Jan’s head; but the batsman would have to go. The
batsman stuck to his crease. The umpires, as usual the two next men in,
had a singular point to settle; one gave it “out” with indecent
promptitude, and so off with his coat; the other umpire, a younger boy
in the batsman’s house, was not so sure.
Jan offered a rash solution of the difficulty.
“Suppose I bowl him out again?” he suggested with the dryest brand of
startling insolence.
“I don’t know your beastly name,” cried the batsman, “but you’ll know
more about me when the game’s over.”
“Quite right,” said Shockley; “it’ll do the young lubber all the good in
the world.” And partly because the batsman was an even bigger fellow
than himself, partly out of open spite against Jan, the Shocker allowed
the game to proceed.
The batsman took fresh guard, and Jan his shambling run. This time the
ball seemed well off the wicket, and the batsman took a vindictive
slash, only to find his off stump mown down.
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