Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction; Schools -- Fiction; Social classes -- England -- Fiction
At the foot of the stairs, on the moonlit threshold of the open door
into the quad, two portentous figures dammed the descending stream of
unpresentable attire: one was the Spook, his master’s gown (and little
else that could be seen) covering his meagre anatomy, but in his hand a
Kaffir battle-axe which usually hung over Heriot’s stairs. His companion
was the redoubtable Sprawson, a pioneer in striped pyjamahs, armed for
his part with a carving-knife of prodigious length which was daily used
in hall.
“My good boys!” expostulated the Spook. “My good boys! I wish you’d go
back to your beds and leave the intruder to me!”
“We couldn’t do that, sir,” said one or two. “We’ll stand by you, sir,
never fear!”
“My brave lads! I wish you wouldn’t, I do really. He’ll have short
shrift from me, I promise you. Short shrift——”
“Silence!” hissed Sprawson, as a titter spread on the stairs. “I’ll
murder the fellow who laughs again!” and his carving-knife filled with
moonlight from haft to point. “It’s no laughing matter. They’ve been at
Mr. Heriot’s silver; the dining-room’s ransacked. I heard them come
through this way; that made me look out. One at least is hiding in the
studies.”
“I’ll hide him!” said the Spook, readily.
“Silence!” commanded Sprawson, with another flourish of his dreadful
blade. “If you will make jokes, sir, we shall never have a chance; are
we to take the whole house with us, or are we not?”
“I don’t like leaving them behind, Sprawson, to the tender mercies of
any miscreants whose ambush we may have overlooked. Are the whole house
there?” inquired the Spook.
“Yes, sir! Yes, sir!” from a dozen tongues, and another terrifying
“Silence!” from Sprawson.
“Shall I call over, sir?” suggested Loder, emerging from obscurity to
raise a laugh from the rank and file. Sprawson was too quick for him
with crushing snub; he was surprised at the captain of the house: what
next? So the laugh that came was at Loder’s expense, but it again was
promptly quelled by the inimitable Sprawson.
“If we waste any more time here, sir, they’ll have the bars off the back
study-windows and get clean away. I believe all the house are here. I
should let them come, sir, if I were you; there’s safety in numbers,
after all.”
“Then I lead the way,” said the Spook, diving under the raised
carving-knife. “No, Sprawson, not even to you, my gallant fellow; second
to none, if you’ll permit me, Sprawson, on this occasion. Follow me, my
lads, follow me!”
And follow him they did on bare tip-toe, over the cold flags of the
alley alongside the hall, and so out into the untrammelled moonlight of
the quad. Sure enough, the nearer door to the studies was seen to be
ajar. But as the Spook approached it boldly, Sprawson plucked him by the
gown.
“The fives-courts, sir! I thought I saw something moving behind the
back-wall!”
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