Boarding schools -- England -- Fiction; Boys -- Fiction; Schools -- Fiction; Social classes -- England -- Fiction
“You were an awful young fool, you know! It would have been the end of
you, without the option of a præpostors’ licking, if not with one from
me thrown in! But you may tell Dudley Relton, when you see him out
there, that I’m glad to know what a debt I’ve owed him these last three
years. I won’t write to him, in case I might say something else while I
was about it. But Lord! I do envy you both the crack you’ll have in
those forsaken wilds!”
Mr. Heriot perhaps pictured the flourishing port of Geelong as a bush
township, only celebrated for Dudley Relton and his young barbarians.
Colonial geography, unlike that of Ancient Greece, was not then a
recognised item in the public-school curriculum. It may be now; but on
the whole it is more probable that Mr. Heriot was having a little dig at
the land to which he grudged Jan Rutter even more than Dudley Relton.
And Jan really was going to the wilderness, or a lodge therein where one
of the uncles on his mother’s side ran sheep by the hundred thousand. It
was said to be a good opening. Jan liked the letters he had read and the
photographs he had seen; and if that uncle proved a patch on the one in
the Indian Army, he was certain to fall on his feet; but his
house-master held that after a more or less stormy schooling the peace
(with cricket) of the University would have replenished the man without
impairing the eventual squatter. The immediate man was Mr. Heriot’s
chief concern; but when the thing had been decided against him, after a
brief correspondence with the Revd. Canon Ambrose, he saw the best side
of a settled future, and took an extra interest from his own point of
view.
“What are your sheep going to get out of your Public School?” said
Heriot. “Will you herd them any better for having floundered through the
verbs in μι? Don’t you think a lot that you have learnt here will be
wasted?”
“I hope not, sir,” replied Jan, with the solemn face due to the
occasion, though there was an independent twinkle behind Heriot’s
glasses.
“So do I, indeed,” said he. “But I shall be interested; you’re a bit of
a test case—you see—and you may help us all.”
“I only know I’m jolly glad I came here,” said Jan devoutly. “I wasn’t
once, but I am now, and have been long enough.”
“But what have you gained?” asked Heriot. “That’s what I always want to
know—for certain. A bit of Latin and a lot of cricket, no doubt; but
how far are they coming in? If you get up a match at the back of beyond,
you’ll spoil it with your bowling. On the other hand, of course, you’ll
be able to measure your paddocks in parasangs and call your buggy-horses
Dactyl and Spondee—or Hex and Pen if you like it better!”
Jan guffawed, but there was an unsatisfied sound about Heriot’s chuckle.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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