Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second SeriesFern, Fanny
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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
If in after years the great moral questions of the day had more
interest for Adolph Grey than the pleasures of the turf, the billiard
room, or the wine party, who shall say that Lady Helen’s influence was
not a blessed one?
Oh, if woman’s beauty, and power, and witchery were oftener used for
a high and holy purpose, how many who now bend a careless knee at her
shrine, would hush the light laugh and irreverent jest, and almost
feel, as she passed, _that an angel’s wing had rustled by!_
DOLLARS AND DIMES.
“Dollars and dimes, dollars and dimes,
An empty pocket is the worst of crimes.”
Yes; and don’t you presume to show yourself anywhere, until you get
it filled. “Not among good people?” No, my dear Simplicity, not among
“good people.” They will receive you with a galvanic ghost of a smile,
scared up by an indistinct recollection of the “ten commandments,”
but it will be as short-lived as their stay with you. You are not
welcome--that’s the amount of it. They are all in a perspiration lest
you should be delivered of a request for their assistance, before they
can get rid of you. They are “very busy,” and what’s more, they always
will be busy when you call, until you get to the top of fortune’s
ladder.
Climb, man! climb! Get to the top of the ladder, though adverse
circumstances and false friends break every round in it! and see what
a glorious and extensive prospect of human nature you’ll get when you
arrive at the summit! Your gloves will be worn out shaking hands with
the very people who didn’t recognize your existence two months ago.
“You must come and make me a long visit;” “you must stop in at any
time;” “_you’ll_ always be welcome;” it is such a _long_ time since
they had the pleasure of a visit from you, that they begin to fear you
never intended to come; and they’ll cap the climax by inquiring with an
injured air, “if you are nearsighted, or why you have so often passed
them in the street without speaking.”
Of course, you will feel very much like laughing in their faces,
and so you can. You can’t do anything wrong, now that your “pocket is
full.” At the most, it will only be “an eccentricity.” You can use
anybody’s neck for a footstool, bridle anybody’s mouth with a silver
bit, and have as many “golden opinions” as you like. You won’t see a
frown again between this and your tombstone!
OUR NELLY.
“Who is she?” “Why, that is our Nelly, to be sure. Nobody ever passed
Nelly without asking, ‘Who is she?’ One can’t forget the glance of that
blue eye; nor the waving of those golden locks; nor the breezy grace of
that lithe figure; nor those scarlet lips; nor the bright, glad sparkle
of the whole face; and then, she is not a bit proud, although she steps
so like a queen; she would shake hands just as quick with a horny palm
as with a kid glove. The world can’t spoil ‘our Nelly;’ her heart is in
the right place.
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