Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second SeriesFern, Fanny
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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Now you can peep into the cloak room, and bear away on your graceful
shoulders a six, twenty, thirty, or four hundred dollar cloak, as the
length of your husband’s purse, or your own fancy (which in these
degenerate days amounts to pretty much the same thing) may suggest.
Then there is the wholesale department, where you will see shawls,
hosiery, flannels, calicoes, and de laines, sufficient to stock all the
nondescript country stores, to say nothing of city consumption.
Now, if you are not weary, you can descend (under ground) into
the carpet department, from whence you can hear the incessant roll
of full-freighted omnibuses, the ceaseless tramp of myriad restless
feet, and all the busy train of out-door life made audible in all the
dialects of Babel. Here you can see every variety of carpet, from the
homespun, unpretending straw, oil cloth, and Kidderminster, to the
gorgeous Brussels and tapestry, (above whose traceried buds and flowers
the daintiest foot might well poise itself, loth to crush,) up to the
regal Axminster, of Scottish manufacture, woven without seam, and
warranted, in these days of late suppers and tobacco smoking, _to last
a life-time_.
Emerging from this subterranean region, you will ascend into
daylight, and reflecting first upon all this immense outlay, and then
upon the frequent and devastating conflagrations in New York, inquire
with solicitude, Are you _insured_? and regret to learn that there is
too much risk to effect an _entire_ insurance, although Argus-eyed
watchmen keep up a night-and-day patrol throughout the handsome
building.
MODERN IMPROVEMENTS.
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