Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second SeriesFern, Fanny
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Fern Leaves from Fanny's Port-folio. Second Series
Fern, Fanny
American essays -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Smith takes a survey of his furniture, with a feeling of intense
disgust. He wishes his cumbrous goods were reduced to the capacity of a
carpet-bag, which he could pick up and walk away with. The mirrors and
pianoforte are his especial aversion. The latter is a fine instrument,
with an Eolian attachment. He wishes it had a sheriff’s attachment;
in fact, he would have been obliged to any officer who should, at
that wretched moment, have sold out the whole establishment, at the
most “ruinous sacrifice,” ever imagined by an auctioneer’s fertile
“marvelousness.”
--Half-past seven, and no cartmen yet. What is to be done? Ah! here
they come, at last. Smith is at a loss to know what excuse they will
make. Verdant Smith! _They make no excuse._ They simply tell him, with
an air which demands his congratulations, that they “picked up a nice
job by the way, and stopped to do it. You see,” says the principal,
“we goes in for all we can get, these times, and there’s no use of
anybody’s grumbling. Kase, you see, if one don’t want us, another will;
and it’s no favor for anybody to employ us a week either side the first
of May.” The rascal grins, as he says this; and Smith, perceiving the
strength of the cartman’s position, wisely makes no reply.
[Illustration:
“They met, ’twas in a crowd”--
on the stairs, and Smith
“Thought that Brown would shun him,”
--but he didn’t!]
They begin to load. Just as they get fairly at work, the Browns (the
Smiths’ successors) arrive, with an appalling display of stock. Brown
is a vulgar fellow, who has suddenly become rich, and whose ideas of
manliness all center in brutality. He is furious because the Smiths
are not “clean gone.” He “can’t wait there, all day, in the street.”
He orders his men to “carry the things into the house,” and heads the
column himself with a costly rocking-chair in his arms. As Brown comes
up with his rocking-chair, Smith, at the head of his men, descends,
with a bureau, from the second floor.
“They met, ’twas in a crowd”--
on the stairs, and Smith
“Thought that Brown would shun him,”
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